General Politics Discussion (XI) [ARCHIVED] World • Page 796

He's a thoughtful human being.

 

Truly the worst revelation

 

I am a polite customer in order to compensate for the fact that I’m a super picky eater and always need substitutions/special orders

 

gotta have a plan b option ready, a backup restaurant nearby ready, and cross-reference their recent instagram posts and reels for last minute changes.

 

take it back

 

You sent me bbq sauce from many states away approximately 5 years ago. You had to locate my home, evaluate my bushes/shrubbery, purchase the sauce, and then ship it. What a thoughtful and caring young man you were.

 

@dylan picked me up from the airport one time because he’s so kindhearted

 

@dylan drove me back from Red Rocks after a concert. very kind.

 

@dylan advised me not to go on the Titan submersible trip last summer.

 

This is the only one that is true actually

 

@dylan is a jerk. he never did anything for me

 

One time @dylan punched me in the face. It was awesome.

 

this mfer said evaluate my bushes

 

We’ve all done it

 

Some QR code menus are good some are bad but of course the 2 hippies from Colorado love em.

 

Hey, Jeff… the laws came from God. Not Moses, you dumb fuck.

 

no good?

 

I love this, but wonder how much of this is revisionist framing? My buddies and I as teenagers all engaged in the jackass style homoerotic humor, but i wouldn’t say that at the time we did it as an attempt to disarm homophobes?

 

speaking of bushes

 

tbf I took the 3-D reference to mean the interview was from the jackass 3D era but yeah could be totally wrong there haah