The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 52

I’m excited about trying these

 

I included a Leslie knope gif on a work email a while back cause I'm a professional and I just realized that it automatically generated the description "A person with blonde hair with medium confidence" lol

 

Places that sell bags of ice - and have coolers outside of stores especially - should work like a vending machine so I can pay and move on with my day. Feel like every time I’ve bought bags of ice there are 30 people in front of me in line. Put a card reader on the cooler (inside and outside) so I can get in and out quick.

 

I thought that ice was free..

 

bought a ounce of shake a few days ago for fifty dollars

decent stuff too

been nice

 

I am just learning how to draw as an adult and I drew a lil cartoon picture of Bruno mars for my friends birthday card. Thought it looked amazing when I did it last night. Got some distance from it and looked at it today and can't stop laughing. Drawing is hard lmao but oh well hopefully she'll appreciate the thought!

 

Strange prison/jail sentences. You see people sentenced to like “15 life sentences” or weirder ones like “794 years” for ABC and “an additional 15 years” for XYZ.

I get that some are just for the sake of “justice” to sometimes count for each victim but some of the super large years that of course someone would never reach makes me think they give all those years just in case humans do somehow find a way to eventually live that long and not have a bunch of weirdos suddenly out and about in the year 3135 or something.

 

well, I thought Anthony Edwards might get his first championship this year but it looks like it’ll be Luka who gets his first. being that he’s probably my favorite player at this point, I’m more than happy with this outcome

if all you have to do is beat the Timberwolves one more time and then you have the fucking Celtics? should be a cakewalk

 

bump

 

yesterday I heard someone say “you don’t even know Terry like that”

they were right

I don’t know Terry like that

 

Put it in reverse Terry!

 

My FIL’s name is Terry and I use that phrase way more than I should. But goddamn is it funny

 

Terry ain’t tryna hurt nobody

 

Pitchfork gave Bjork’s Post a perfect 10 in their classics review they did recently and I couldn’t agree more

 

currently on my fb feed:

 

It was my last day of work on Saturday. While I was waiting for the bus home, I saw an orange tabby cat run across the avenue to the other side. I wonder if it was an omen of somekind?

 

let’s say it was

a good one

 

How good are we talking here?

 

hopefully the best it can turn out to be

 

happy Father’s Day to all the dads in here

 

It angers me how delicious a fresh donut is

 

I am so fucking happy I got some decent sleep last night

 

I had a bizarre dream last night that an animal existed named the “Cubby.”

It had the head and behavior of a cat, the body of a bear and had the fur of a Shiba Inu. It was the size of one too.

They also liked to sit on people’s shoulders like parrots.