2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1433

Just wear a diaper

 

Peeing on a plane is so easy

you just pee like normal

 

Im prob gonna do it in like an hour

 

im so good at peeing its insane

 

1) I don’t like to get up from my spot and step over people etc. Hate peeing in the middle of movies / concerts too. I much prefer if I can just pee after (or between sets at a show)

2) my body never fucking times it right. I always have to pee exactly when a crucial interception or home run happens. I always have to pee exactly when they say you can’t because we are descending or going through turbulence

 

Theres no home runs or interceptions on a plane (unless you get hijacked i guess thats an interception but then you definitely have way bigger fish to fry so you may as well just piss)

 

Imagine youre in one of the 9/11 planes and you come OUT of the bathroom to all the ruckus

 

My body has learned to shut down my need to use the bathroom in most social situations

 

to the doctor you go as well hat boy

 

Hahaha I just mean in general, if I’m gonna go sit somewhere for 2 hours I don’t wanna have to get up and sit back down before it’s over. I’d rather be very invested in what I’m doing, which in the case of flights is sleeping. Sports games are too long for that and I do like to have a couple drinks with sports so that came up as an example where I always have to go mid-event and always at the worst time

 

What

 

Such strong social anxiety it overrides body functions lol damn

 

I simply operate on a higher and more efficient plane of existence.

 

You're god damn right.

Except in the movies. That's just a necessity. Which also tells you how bad Fall Guy is because i had to pee

 

weird i dont think i stuttered

 

pirates are currently better than the Mets, eat shit Murph.

 

Hang the banner

 

being better than the mets is so easy a child with polio could do it

 

I’m not sleepy today, so fuck you sean

 

big day for dave hows he gonna spend it

 

It’s already half over

 

With like 1/3 of the payroll. Y’all act like the pirates actually try and be good.

 

It does seem to me that a good quarter of the league is just a money laundering scheme