General Politics Discussion (XI) [ARCHIVED] World • Page 714

Times tables are woke
The periodic table is witchcraft

 

They've reached a verdict in the Trump case.

 

Funny to read this as my headphones blare out "Waaaaaaaaasting Tiiiiiime"

 

and?

 

They haven't announced it yet, the jury sent a note to the judge that they reached a verdict and asked for time to fill out the paperwork.

 

Every company ... if you have bad news to leak, now would be the time ...

 

I have the “I’d like to see ol’ Donny wiggle his way out of this one” meme locked and loaded

 

The foreman reads the verdict
"In the above entitled action we find the defendant . . ."

 

Shocked they got a verdict. Feel like this could easily go either way

 

Legal person on CNN saying that with the 34 charges and the jury asking for 30 minutes to fill out the forms, if it it was all guilty or all not guilty, they prob wouldn’t need 30 minutes because they could just go down the list and check those boxes basically

 

Adam Schefter snakes them both

 

BREAKING: It was me, I poisoned the water supply.

 

Breaking from CNN: Trump has just taken something out of his pocket and popped it into his mouth.

 

he could spout horns call himself Lucifer and be guaranteed 49% of the vote at least

 

Guilty on first.

 

Count 1 guilty hahahahahaha

 

wait really?!

 

is this real?