2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1234

is that another bird

 

there was a screenshot going around twitter the other day showing Drake talking about betting $250k on Indian cricket and it's like damn dude you have a real problem

 

yeah that mf needs to call the hotline and also die

 

Speaking of the abandoned house, I saw the property owner yesterday. Apparently they bought it under the impression the township would let them do a renovation. But after the purchase they were told they have to tear it down. So now the owner is in court trying to get their money back from the bank.

 

is it in a historical district or something?

 

jokes on him grimmy and i are renovating just fine

 

nope

 

If you see the property owner again though tell him to stop fuckin throwin away our empty beer cans its part of our feng shui

 

my parents would do that but with all my cans of phantom menace branded pepsi

 

nobody had a bigger watto collection i am still beside myself

 

What is the biggest animal you think you could take with your bare hands?

 

a capybara

 

I'm gonna go with a Philippine Tarsier

 

Does a child count

 

I'll allow it, but just know before someone gets smart that milo kicks HARD

 

In general kids are resilient as hell too

When my youngest and I go to the skatepark we'll fall doing the same shit and he'll be up and going and I'll be dead for the day

 

At my old job we would discuss how many 1st graders could you beat up at one time and everyone thinks it’s a high number but once they get you on the ground you are done.

 

i stomp hard too

 

jesus

 

Someone in the 2000s: Hey I should start a NFL thread on Absolutepunk, maybe people want to discuss this sport
Chorus NFL thread in 2024: What's your favorite way to crush a baby/toddler?

 

anvil

 

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