2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1132

you've got like 45 mad libs books you're working from, I swear to god that's the only explanation

 

Long Island is basically New Jersey

 

before and after photos plz I live for that stuff

 

The whoooooole time he’s like “yeah bachelor party in NY how fun!!!” And we stayed in freakin Hoboken, NJ.

We went into NY for like 2 hours and it was when we were standing at the 9/11 memorial when I was like “what the fuck are we doing”

 

I like combining the stories and imagining that the strip club was at the 9/11 memorial

 

going to the 9/11 memorial on a bachelor party is wild

 

spiff i swear to god

 

Bachelor parties in general are silly imo

 

Absolutely insane lol

We then went to a Pats/Jets game and even though I didn’t do mushrooms I felt like I did with the 2 friends I was with the most cause we were all just real silly guys that whole time

My friend (on mushrooms) was talking shit to a jets fan the whoooooole game then they did a “jersey swap” at the end which was just 2 gross plain t shirts being passed

 

Idk mine was pretty lit

rented a cabin off a lake in Wisconsin and got shitfaced with a bunch of bros for two days straight

 

i like bachelor parties when theyre not trying to be bachelor parties. if that makes sense. a bunch of bachelor parties ive been to have either been going to concerts or all renting one giant house for the weekend and drinkin beers and making fun of eachother. those are good times.

 

I burst out laughing at my desk reading this

 

Yep mine was a house in VT for the weekend and we got drunk as hell and had a blast It came with a racquetball court in the house.

Everyone in their life played their last dodgeball game and don’t remember it. For me, I do.

 

I get that, I just think it's silly to be like "NO GIRLS ALLOWED THO" cuz idk, my wife became friends with all my friends through me before we got married so it feels weird to be like "we're gonna go have fun but YOU CAN'T COME"

 

why is this so ominous

 

still remember my cousin doing shrooms and he slept in a kid treehouse on the property all weekend lmao

 

@GrantCloud

 

the fucking dream

 

It fucking KILLS me hahahaha

My buddy (on right) kept making fun of his “Walmart t shirt” all day and ended up with the gray t shirt

 

Sports brings people together

 

I’ve been to two and they’ve mostly been chill. Camping, rafting, lake boats etc. the part that gets weird is like the “your last days of freedom!!” Stuff where it’s like “do ya’ll hate your wives or something?”

The Austin Texas one was weird because the brother in law was hitting on girls playing a game of “catch and release” and it was really bothering the bachelor. I had to tell him to knock it off and then he got drunk and crashed a scooter thing.

 

Yeah that's really what throws me off about them

 

Standing at the 9/11 memorial like "beats the nagging am I right?!?!"

 

The worst one I went to was a co-bachelor/bachelorette party. All we did was drink and then saw The Hangover 2(which I fell asleep to at the theater)

 

We didn’t end up having a bachelor or bachelorette party because Covid, but our plan was to have the guys take Mohegan sun, girls take Foxwoods and do our own things but have one night where both parties have dinner and party together