2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 696

Apparently this guy is a bare-knuckle MMA fighter also and has been on national news before for catching a much bigger 10 foot alligator on camera at an elementary school in Moncrief

lmao damn. And heres the most convincing part of the Florida man story - he makes $50 per alligator he catches. $50. This man does something 99.9% of other grown men in the US cannot do, risking his limbs getting bitten off, with no professional tools and with his bare hands and bare feet, for $50. For what, just to show off? Because #grindset? Or is it just because he’s never gotten paid enough to want more out of life than a swamp shack where he drinks exclusively Busch Light, practices boxing drills on pine trees, and catches and fries his own food? He told the reporters that he learned how to do this “DIY baby, gotta watch a lot of YouTube”. That is so fucking Florida lmao

 

This guy is the ultimate parody of Jacksonville Florida lmao. Lot of these types in southern Louisiana as well, my step sister is married to one

 

very odd combination

 

love a good crossfade

 

i'm choosing growth and personal betterment this morning so i will not be saying "crossfade deez".

 

CROSSFADE DEEZ

 

Wow dave, grow up

 

mature

 

Good Morning and Happy Texans New Uniform Day

 

Houston Titans

 

Good morning Josh. I will see you soon my friend - Train

 

Lmaooooooooo

 

WRONG

 

I have to go to a dentist today and be hit with either
good news: get a root canal
bad news: tooth is dying lets pull tooth

Not ideal!

 

I have to deal with the USPS, which isn't going to be fun (also half their website doesnt fucking work like shitting fuck)

 

unspeakably tired right now

 

speak on it

 

I currently have an infection in my eyelids that stems from allergies (it's not pinkeye), and I have to put this ointment under my eyelids 3x a day for the next 10 days. And it's... uncomfortable.

 

I would simply die. No way I’d be able to do that.

 

RIP grimace, thumb sucking baby

 

I'd die too I'd be a thumb sucking baby about it

 

Anything with my eyes freaks me out. I’d never be able to put in contacts if I needed to.