Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 463

you really should try hot dogs man idk what your problem is

 

I always keep a few hot dogs on me just in case

 

in case you run into Aaron?

 

PSA: always keep a few ketchup and mustard packets in the car

 

I just ordered a burger with extra mayo, mustard and ketchup.


Suck it haters of condiments

 

I should’ve ordered a side of swimming trunks because I am swimming in these sauces.

 

I have a lot of problems but eating hot dogs ain't one

 

eating hot dogs isn't a problem for anyone

 

A Dangerously Tasty Treat: The Hot Dog is a Choking Hazard

i beg you to reconsider your position

 

skill issue

 

Gimme your address so I can roundhouse kick you.

 

Honestly, me or somebody I know choking is one of my most irrational fears. People who eat most of their meals alone are daredevils living on the edge. I think if I had a kid, I'd legit panic any time they made any kind of noise that they were choking. I've been with my niece and nephew and panicked and my sister and BIL are just like nah, they're fine.

 

You have to chew it.

 

I've had more close calls with mozzarella sticks tbh

 

#1 tastiest choking hazard for sure. Imagine choking on one and someone tries to pull it out but is just in awe of the cheese stretch and cant get to the deep fried base blocking the airway.

 

I got some floaties. Game on mother fucker!

 

this is almost what happened to me at like 7 or 8. Had swallowed a bite of one but the string of cheese didnt break all the way, just kept stretching and my life flashed before my eyes. My mom had to stick her hand in my mouth as I was freaking out to get it out. Dont think I had them for like 5 years after that

 

Just heard red blobster might file for bankruptcy

 

Guess you better get down there for dinner then

 

all this talk of hot dogs, mozz sticks, and Red Lobster has got me hungry

 

Wife is going out with co-workers and I didn't pull anything out to cook, so it might be pierogis or grilled cheese or nuggets or something silly tonight

 

I dont think Ive ever had a pierogis before.

 

What sauces do you like to put on them?

 

hot sauce and sour cream