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Tunnels go under the river or bay’s floor ya jabroni. They don’t just float in the middle of the water lol

 

ehhhhh

 

my humor style is very much the same as it is on here but im much more reserved in person.

like i wouldnt call josh a colonizer in public.

 

I'd call you one for sure

 

theres no way you can prove this

 

Texas drivers: “get out of my way I’m gonna drive like a bigger asshole than all the other assholes”

Florida drivers: “how do I change lanes? Oh well!” *swerves into the car next to them*

 

Google exists

 

I would

 

My thing is I naturally try to be an organizer and keep the peace and I feel like that inevitably leads to an extremely swift mutiny that can only be preceded by Randall being killed for trying to explain desert island life to us

 

Thread: “why do Randall and Matt have to act like experts on everything”

Matt and Randall: simply using google and Wikipedia in 2024

 

See? First killed by a landslide

 

google is pretty famously becoming more and more unreliable

 

my strategy is to acknowledge that sometimes I don't know something

 

cant believe randall believes everything he reads on the internet

 

is this why he thinks Fred Taylor is a hall of famer? he's reading his own posts and not realizing they're his own posts??

 

Not about stuff like that though. I could go into how google works and explain why cause I DID take a class in SEO optimization in college, but I think that would make you more mad lol

 

I read this and imagined the florida drivers googling this on their phone in real time

 

Dead before the plane crashes/bridge collapses

 

On brand lol

 

ive only driven in florida once and it was a relatively painless experience but i am built #verydifferent

 

New scenario:

We are stranded on a desert island, who in our group do you build a faction with for survival and who do you make your enemy?

 

Love Bunk

 

I immediately side with @Texas Flood and @theagentcoma

 

well I already talk to murph grant and grimace the most