2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 348

My family is cool and normal

 

my nana was *so* against tattoos and i got my arm piece done the night before my college graduation and at dinner the next night i couldnt get comfortable and my mom made a comment like oh its because of his new tattoo and my nana said "good im glad it hurts" and i respected that so much lol

 

Yeah, my grandfather and uncle (who were BIG Fox News/Fox Radio guys) dying in the last couple of years removed an amazing amount of tension from family dinners. Deeply sad to see my grandfather go down that path; he was always socially conservative (Italian catholic and all), but like, worked for the gov't in the 60s/70s, has a daughter thats a teacher, etc...so weird to see him go down the Alex Jones level conspiracy stuff

 

My dad didn’t talk to me for a week after my first tattoo.

 

Families man. I’m so determined to not make Milo complain about me on some weird forum one day

 

No chance

 

I know

 

Our kids will complain to their AI chatbot friends about us. And our 70yr old asses will still inexplicably be posting on this same damn forum

 

oof

 

My wife is watching some athletic competition show and the contestants are all athletes or fighters or trainers but the strongest of them all is some random car dealer lol

 

That’s how it goes

 

I have the density of a dying dinosaur

 

If I fall the earth quakes

 

If my body looked like Travis Kelces I’d be happy

 

I’m 90% limbs

 

When I worked at Lowe’s there was this one contractor that came in all the time that was built like a an old 50s refrigerator. Dude was thick as hell but like 5’8

 

10% beefs

 

Is she watching the nfl

 

Still awoooga

 

Go to bed

 

Probably a good idea but I just started another Seinfeld episode.

 

I fit into a hoodie today that didnt fit me 2 months ago and now seeing that travis kelce has what is considered a dad bod is sending me spiraling into the bad place lol

 

Nah dude that rocks. Good shit.