2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 165

I’m not gonna be a weirdo and look back at them and accidentally like one!

 

this was good

 

My dumbass posted this in the NCAA Basketball thread and not this one lol

 

Beads and I are watching this horrible TLC show You, Me and My Ex. It’s such trash. I already love it.

 

Someone tell me something interesting or funny so I’m not sad anymore

 

There are scientists out there who have published a paper questioning if octopuses are aliens are not

 

I just wasted money on Buffalo Wild Wings, is that funny to you

 

Prior to Virginia changing their flag to say Sic Semper Tyranus, their flag was a Native American and a colonist smoking a peace pipe with a motto about peace and unity. So kinda a vibe change lol

 

This one may just be me being dumb, but I had no idea until this week that John Wilkes Booth crew attempted to kill Lincoln, his VP and his Secretary of State all in the same night, nor did I know he initially escaped.

 

Octopi*

 

This one comes from Beads: Apparently in the mid 90s on the west coast, gelatin-like-organisms began falling from the sky making people sick. Scientists could not test what they were as there was nothing to compare them to.

Theories include non-fertilized amphibious eggs, aliens, chemical weapon testing and jellyfish exploding from the sea.

 

They’re both correct don’t start with me Dustin I’m trying to soothe a soul here lol

 

Love octopuses. Even have a tattoo. Fascinating little creatures

 

I loooove them.

 

Beads: Here is a list of things illegal in Massachusetts

Celebrating Christmas (5 schilling fine)
Scaring a pigeon
Bathing without a prescription
Not Bathing before bed
Going to the movies with a lion
Gorillas in the backseat of your car
Eating more than 3 sandwiches at a wake
Dueling to the death on any day but Sunday, or doing so without the governor present
Having a goatee without a license

 

@CarpetElf did you ever go to Vilanni's

 

This is the same shit that got Zach Wilson drafted #2 overall

 

As someone that prefers Simmons..

 

Had an Arsenal Cider tonight. Good stuff

 

I did not

 

Yeah

 

Thanks to Dave and beads for their effort, I may have smirked a bit

 

oh damn it rocks

 

Okay, here’s my last effort.




I would encourage to note the following

it was patented in 1965. Not 1865
she is wearing shorts
Her ankles are tied together
They’re trying to spin a baby out of a person
She has a rope around her neck
A woman was actually involved in the invention of this
They won a fucking Nobel prize posthumously

 

Jesus Christ we went to the moon 4 years after we invented “ya think we can combine child birth and wheel of fortune”