(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 278

Most of the time she hears me playing with dogs in my dreams

 

Are you in trouble? Or did she laugh about it?

 

Oh shes cool. In a year of dating I dont think shes argued with something i've done once.

 

I backhanded my girlfriend in the face while I was asleep so....it could've been worse.

 

I once choked my girlfriend in my sleep. It was weird waking up to her hitting me and me having my hands around her neck... Oh how we laughed.

I also sleep walk, and I once got up in the middle of the night, climbed out of bed, walked to her wardrobe, opened the doors and peed all over her designer handbags.

We're no longer together though, entirely unrelated to anything above.

 

Yeah. Maybe you guys should get separate beds.

 

"There's not enough room in the gateway. Save some for the cigarillo girls".
That's the coolest/most cryptic thing I've said in my sleep. I can't remember if I posted that in this thread before, haha.

 

"We don't have enough pots and pans, what are we going to do about all the elephants coming?" I think that might be the strangest thing I've said.

 

That would be a great lyric

 

Haha, that's the first thing I thought of but I've never been able to work it in.

 

A few weeks ago i was yelling at my gf to knock it off with the math problems. When she asked what I was talking about my response was "you're testing me".

 

My wife says sometimes when I sleep I'll freak her out because I'll wake up and ask her to "get the people out of the house", or ask her "who's downstairs"? Other times I wake up and freak out because there is a giant spider in the corner of our ceiling.

I'm always curious about the spider, I remember doing it when I lived alone too - I wake up and see a huge spider, like the size of a human head big, nothing realistic, but it's reoccurring. I have no idea why it happens, but it's been quite a few times.

 

My parents said that when I was little, they would be talking to me and I'd look slightly behind them. They'd ask what I was looking at and I'd tell them I saw "a man". Really freaked them out. I remember one time specifically when my dad ran out into the garage cause I was so convinced I saw someone. Kinda weird.

 

My four year old nephew had a phase where he did that a lot. Like the parents would ask him what he wanted to eat or whatever, and he would always ask Sam, this guy that was always with him. So weird.

 

Yeah, it wasn't that I had an imaginary friend or something, I just legitimately thought I saw a man out of the corner of my eye or something. Super weird. I remember my dad getting PISSED and being really confused because I actually thought I saw someone, haha. Kinda creepy.

 

We should all have a sleepover

 

Chase?!

 

I dont think so.

 

Chase!

 

CHASE!?

 

You obviously saw dead people.

 

That's the only logical explanation.

 

Me and my friends saw a ghost that asked us to play pool when we were kids. So... I don't doubt it.

 

That's tight, did you win?

 

Nah he disappeared, and they told us there was no old man, but there was one long time ago.

It happened in this building: