Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Jeff Rowe & Kyler Spears, August 2, 2023) Movie • Page 11

these were ok

 

New series coming this summer , radical!

 

this looks fun and can hold me over until the next film! I havent watched a cartoon series since the 80s, but this one I will for sure.

 

TMNT or in general? Cause if the latter... dude.

 

TMNT

 

(wipes brow)

 

more info here = Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Unveils First Trailer (cbr.com)

 

this is now on prime video, for those of you who don’t have paramount+

 

Dang got to wait until October 9, 2026 for the sequel to be released in theaters. At least we have a television show to look forward to this summer. I'll be a 42 year old adult going to see a cartoon movie on opening day and have no problem with that.

'Naked Gun' Remake Set for 2025; 'TMNT,' 'Paw Patrol' Sequels for 2026

 

By 2026, new movies will just be uploaded into our brains automatically, so no reason to feel guilty about watching it at all!

 

Cowabunga! Here's Every Character From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ranked by How Susceptible They Are To Far-Right Propaganda (thehardtimes.net)

 

Such an absolutely weird article to write or even think about writing.

 

i love the hard times, clever and fun reads, they wrote this one a couple weeks ago lol 50 Futurama Characters Ranked By How Into Jordan Peterson They Would Be (thehardtimes.net)

 

I don't want to bring you down, but I have absolutely no idea why anyone would want to write that, let alone read that.

 

i don't work at the hard times so i can't answer that for you, but that's how they make their living, writing satire

 

Not what I mean, of course they write satire articles. It's just such a niche satire to write.

 

It got a chuckle out of me

 

They write it cause it’s funny.

 

Is it Grimace?? Is it??? I bet you're a right-wing plant.

 

The hard times isn’t right wing

 

I know they're not.

But if I can be serious for a second, what is the point of trying to figure out which fictional characters would be right wing or not?

Sorry, I guess I'm just too upset at our real world right wing that does co-opt or assimilate stuff on a regular basis to really get much mileage out of thinking about pretend scenarios.

 

Zoidberg is far too low on that list lol

 

Feels like maybe an overreaction to a satire article