(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 276

aren't tampons given an entire aisle at most stores? what was he doing there lol

 

Cruisin' for chicks man!

 

Thursday date has moved forward to Tuesday date. I like this.

Also, this girl is really very funny. Bodes well.

 

Breaking up with someone you live with is super messy when neither of you can afford the place on your own.

At least we have two bedrooms?

What a train wreck this Has been, whew

 

hey thread...long time

i went to a halloween party dressed as the cover of born in the usa last night...didn't hook up with the girl i was flirting with (i came there solely to hook up with her), but had a good time anyway.

in general, how do u know when a girl wants 2 b kissed? i've been out of this game a long time.

 

I always try to go with subtle signs first. If she laughs at jokes you tell which really aren't that funny or any form of physical contact. The worst thing that can happen is that you go in for the kiss and she say's she's not interested and pulls back.
Some people may see this as being devastatingly mortifying, but it's really not that big a deal. If she kisses you back, great, if not, then you know she's not interest and that's that. I don't get the whole embarrassment thing...

 

Meeting her best friend went well. I actually sorta made a good first impression which NEVER happens. She was so obviously happy about it after, too

 

I mean, rejection is pretty embarrassing. And depressing.

 

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give her the signal

but in all seriousness, build the connection and when the feeling is there, you'll know. It's all about reading the situation.

 

I'm back... And sad

 

I give up on dating lol yet I still want to come into this thread because it's my favorite

 

At a point where I feel like I have some options for dating but I'm not sure. Girl I had mentioned earlier came over to my party last night but she left to go smoke with her friend that she brought over at my neighbors, texted me to see what I was doing a bit later but I didn't see it so she went somewhere else. Texted her this morning but no reply. Oh ya and my friend was being kinda weird with me when they were over, like leaning her head on my shoulder and just being more touchy, but she gets like that when she drinks so idk, may have given off the wrong impression though. Another girl asked if I'd like to hang out with her and said ya but idk if I'm that attracted to her. And now I'm talking to this girl who always comes over with her friend on weekends and she seems really cool, like I love her personality she had me cracking up last night. But she showed up on the recommended friend feed on facebook since I added her number and I looked at her profile and it said she's in a relationship with that girl she brings over so I also don't know about that, but she like asked for my number and stuff.

 

I saw my ex pop up on facebook earlier. It's been over 2 years since I've seen anything to do with him. He came back into my life a while ago and we became friends again, then he just disappeared. He stopped answering messages, wouldn't answer calls, nothing (he lives really far and I couldn't see him). I felt like I did something wrong. Idk, him abandoning me like that after I let him back in and trusting him again hurt more than the cheating/lying/rubbish that happened while we were together. And to see him just like that, after all this time? It just made me cry and so angry, it brought up everything again, including what I would say if he tried to talk to me. Uuuuugh. He's my past, I'm not letting him mess me up again when I'm in a happy, healthy, loving relationship now.

 

The guy I'm "dating" is too good to me and I feel like I don't deserve it.

 

Been talking to this woman daily now since we met last Tuesday. Date is tonight. I am both very excited and quite nervous. Mustn't bugger it up!

 

Just found a girl on Tinder, good looking girl, read her bio, and then looked at her Instagram photos. The first picture was a photo of me... Not creepy at all.

 

what? how is that possible? haha

 

She found my tinder profile, took a screen shot and instagramed that. It's hilarious.

 

holy shit haha that's creepy

 

We must know now!

 

This is the greatest thing ever.

There was a hilarious tweet about something like this but I can't find it

 

I mean the picture is hilarious, so I'll let her off.


For context, I'd hosted a charity sporting event, and I was counting the money at home, and decided to make a video rolling about in cash...

 

I'm also aware I laugh like a super villain.

 

Now just ask her if that pic in her instagram feed was her man crush monday