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I almost posted "it was also a 90's hip hop dance" then I remembered that was the Tootsie Roll.

 

When I was just a little young boy,
Papa said "Son, you'll never get far,
I'll tell you the reason if you want to know,
'Cause child of mine, there isn't really very far to go"

Well baby, baby wants a gold diamond ring
Wants it more than most any old thing
Well when I get those jelly roll blues
Why I'd go and get anything in this world for you.

Down to the jewelry store packing a gun,
Says "Wrap it up. I think I'll take this one"
"A thousand dollars please, " the jewelry man said
Dupree he said, "I'll pay this one off to you in lead"

Well you know son you just can't figure,
First thing you know you're gonna pull that trigger
And it's no wonder your reason goes bad -
Jelly roll will drive you stone mad

Judge said "Son, this gonna cost you some time"
Dupree said "Judge, you know that crossed my mind"
Judge said "Fact it's gonna cost you your life"
Dupree said "Judge, you know that seems to me to be about right"

Well baby, baby's gonna lose her sweet man
Dupree come out with a losing hand
Baby's gonna weep it up for awhile
Then go on out and find another sweet man's
Gonna treat her with style

Judge said "Son, I know your baby well
But that's a secret I can't never tell"
Dupree said "Judge, well it's well understood,
And you got to admit that that sweet, sweet jelly's so good"

Well you know son you just can't figure,
First thing you know you're gonna pull that trigger
And it's no wonder your reason goes bad,
Jelly roll will drive you stone mad

Same old story and I know it's been told,
Some like jelly jelly - some like gold
Many a man's done a terrible thing
Just to get baby that shiny diamond ring

 

This is an absolutely bonkers thing to tweet there’s no way she’s serious

 

lol she's as whacko as they come so possibly.

Harry Enten tweeted yesterday that they're expected to have windchills below -10 degrees on Tuesday.

 

Activated:

 

hey HARDY is fun and is slightly tongue in cheek

 

Work with a guy who thinks that the government can control the weather or at least influence it. He is fully bought in on a lot of crazy shit. I believe sometime last week he said that Merkel was related to Hitler or something, missed that one because I was not in the office.

 

Someone who still have Twitter reply to her that the military is actually activating BOFA.

 

Alright, human cesspools it is!

 

Actually, I’ll just use the STL variant of the term, hoosier, from now on.

 

Y'all need to get educated.

 

you couldn’t pay me to listen to Theo Von

 

not watching Theo Von

 

these damn social weather influencers !!!!!

 

The only kind of jelly roll I recognize:

 

HAve no idea who Theo Von is either but at least I've seen memes of him lol

 

Can I have just like $170k of that to pay off my student loans? That's less than 4 hundredths of a percent of that.

 

Hell yeah finally