2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 747

now you see it every day in your bathroom right

 

i agree completely if he doesnt give Mo Salah a blank contract

 

I have a photographic memory I see it everywhere

 

Cashman 100% gonna pounce on the reclamation project

 

the angels called me trying to get me to get some ticket deals to their games lol

 

You know the deals are good when they start the call with “don’t hang up—“

 

funny thing is I didn’t even answer the call and then I see the voicemail and they sent me a text message also

 

Just wow. Fucking hated this guy when he was cardinals beat for the athletic but he was always popular with others. I feel so

VINDICATED

 

He does have an entire country rooting for him so prob

 

the jokes write themselves

 

the winning losers

 

Oh thanks for wasting everybody else's time

 

It will pain me a little to have to actively root against Mookie but it is what it is

 

What's the best case on how many years of pitching they get out of Ohtani? 6?

 

No chance he pitches 6 more years. I’d say 4 max. Another TJ and then permanent DH.

 

That's MLS tactics. FC Dallas has called me like 4 times this year haha

 

This one really did me in

 

That’d be my guess but he’ll probably be the first to get some wildly expensive carbon fiber enhanced arm surgery and sign on for another ten years throwing 98+ into his 40s

 

Every one of these is so good

 

The angels sent me a voicemail, text message and email about buying tickets for next season. I’m expecting them to slide in my dms at this point also because they gotta realize I was just there for ohtani.

 

I think this is the winner