2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2628

When I worked at a restaurant I went into the walk in cooler and watched my manager eating raw bacon out of the box

I have no idea if he’s still alive, but he did average 3 kidney stones per year

 

2

 

6 is insane to me

 

Ewwww

Dude should just buy some prosciutto

 

Every married couple has a celebrity cheat
List don’t you know that?

 

Agreed and I also don’t know why anyone would want uncrispy bacon (1-3)

 

Man at the diner I worked at we sold strawberry shortcakes and I would sneak off to the walk in a lot and snack on the little Sara Lee pound cakes

 

my wife starts hooting and hollering every time dan stevens is in anything, i can post online about tea leoni one time in my entire life, it's fine

 

Hmm tell me more Dave

 

Everyone I know does 6 and yeah I can’t, at that point you don’t taste enough

 

Gotta do last minute Christmas shopping today

 

What are you getting us

 

3 I think is okay depending on the situation, but yeah could never do 1-2

 

donnie you need to write a book

 

6 is basically just carbon at that point, 5 is fine if it's on a burger but not alone. 2-4 are fine on any given day. 1 is carpaccio.

 

You all get my daily posting

 

i cant return this though

 

I agree with this caveat

 

You and your wife make an agreed upon list of celebrities where if you were to encounter them and they were down, you would be permitted to cheat. I don't see the issue here.

 

Post yours and beads

 

I just think cured / salted pork is one of the very few meats that tastes best cooked all the way

I don’t like the texture if it’s not crispy and I also don’t think the grease on the outside tastes as good until it’s cooked INTO the bacon

 

To be completely fair and transparent i wasnt just talking about you. This morning is one of those times where it could not be more clear that certain posts were made specifically to bait you into a reaction and its lame lol

 

We’re in a weird timeline right now though, the average instagram model is even more attractive than the average celebrity lol

 

Oh I feel you. My bad for misunderstanding. And yeah there was some bait there but I think I should respond more like this than how I usually respond, my reaction is what usually makes a few little ribs / jabs become a lame argument

 

Dave is right