2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2532

i might rank my top 100 guitarists again to piss matt off again since he called me a dachshund

 

Go off my dachshund king

 

My wife woke me to tell me she got DeVito off waivers and has already changed her team name to “Taylor Cutlets”

 

Dont tell her she was probably the only person who put in a claim for him lol

 

how you gonna do grimace like that at christmastime

 

Yo fuck dat purple chicken nugget with legs

 

Oh she’s aware and I think that is what made her want to do it more. I told her to go Mayfield and she was not having that

 

damn this is a good point

 

It’s actually impressive how they’re able to predict out the absolute worst displays of football for Thursday night games. chargers/raiders at this point should be buried in a daytime window more than any other game this week.

 

new york is so back

 

absolutely adore when people come into work sick and make absolutely no attempt to even try to conceal the fact that they're extremely sick. i adore it.

 

why tf do I get TB-GB in that little green area near Philly? Fuck off lol

 

Same except with the kids I work with. One of them came in wearing a mask because his sister tested positive for covid and he was frequently taking it down. I was like “Brother, I know I can’t really enforce it, but your mom sent you in with that on for a reason.” He was like “But I’m hot!” and I just said “That’s tough”

 

RIP Sean. Sorry you had to die, but those TPS reports aren’t gonna solve themselves.

 

I’ve got one kid hacking up a lung and a half these days, another who was doing the same for a couple months and was diagnosed with pneumonia, kids dropped off with fevers

Shit’s mindboggling

 

I just called in for being sick. No clue how people go to work sick. Stay the fuck home.

Granted when I worked at a warehouse we got write ups for calling in for ANYTHING so there I kind of understood

 

Had to drive for a couple of hours this morning and expected to see 4 or 5 new pages, you guys let me down

 

People who prefer cheese nips over cheez-its are 100% serial killers.

Happy @JoshIsMediocre? A dumb topic with no ramifications for people to fight about

 

we dont live to serve you josh

 

Yeah we live to serve deez

 

no, almost never

 

also I don't like either of those