2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2520

oh dear.

reports are coming across my desk that Thomas N. DeVito, a quarterback the Giants signed for $20,000.00 has won a MNF game before Daniel S. Jones III, a quarterback they owe at least another $40ish million to.

not sure how this will be received.

 

Are you the new account of jorbjorb btw? Or are you oncenowagain

I would think from your demeanor that you’re jorbjorb

Or are you a new poster entirely? Hmmm

 

(Also is jorbjorb a reference to that epsisode of Coach from Homestar Runner not being able to say “job”? That’s a DEEP CUT if so)

 

this is what i've always assumed but never confrimed. Coach Z, a classic character.

 

lol

 

By the way thread, @CarpetElf is coming to Ravens @ Jags with me

I think we’re overdue for another visit haha. It’s always weird to see him in person and be like, what the fuck do we argue about so much on chorus, we agree on stuff and have a great time together IRL lol

 

Jags and Ravens, the two teams you're the least passionate about

 

murph do you make these every week or are you Stealing Content

 

stealing. Murph isnt smart enough to do something like this.

 

im stealing from barstool but stealing from barstool is OK.

truly flattered that he thinks im capable of this.

 

Pretty fuckin hilarious: despite the Jags fucking the fuck up the last two weeks… so did the Dolphins and Chiefs lol

Jags STILL not out of the top two seeds - if we beat Baltimore, Miami beats Baltimore, and Miami loses to Dallas, all four AFC leaders will have 5 losses

 

I used to steal muffins from the self checkout of Stop & Shop often by entering QTY 1 and then actually bringing home QTY 4 muffins.

I then showed my Dad how to steal and he's escalated it and steals multiple steaks a month

 

That said, we wouldn’t have the tie breaker at all because we have too many in-conference losses

 

Kenny Pickett beat the titans. Tua did not.

Makes you think.

 

That's because Josh is young, dumb and full of cum.

 

Makes you think

 

Can this season just end already

 

no, you gotta deal with your team sucking ass

 

hmm

 

Brock Purdy is him

 

wow brady only 9th best all time really puts brocks greatness in perspective

 

Brock winning mvp would be so delicious