Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards • Page 286

Father of the year!

 

I love everything about this

 

https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2...update-health-status-bray-wyatt-memory-legacy

 

Christian. Jay White second.

 

Oh shit Ortiz is here also. And Trent Seven!

 

OH FUCK SPEEDBALL IS HERE ALSO LET'S GO!!

 

FTR/Mark Briscoe vs BCC at Final Battle.

 

Wardlow being involved is dumb given that he's already been calling MJF out publicly and obviously isn't afraid of him; there's not a great rationale for him needing to resort to anonymity and extra numbers. It probably makes Britt the one pulling the strings though, given she has a relationship with him.

 

So now it's Jake Manning vs Brandon Cutler in a Campfire Rules match and they just did a thumbtack spot with smores and I can't properly explain how much I love wrestling right now.

 

This is my first mystery wrestling show, I really love this haha

 

Mrs. Uno continuously laughing her ass off in the background is really the highlight of these shows.

 

Athena vs Billie is the main event for Final Battle and I'm so happy.

 

Bahahahahah Uno fucking spoiled a pretaped AEW match

 

Uno casually spoiling Collision this week haha

 

guess Edge vs Christian doesn't draw in 2023

https://www.cagesideseats.com/aew/2...-christian-cage-adam-copeland-tnt-title-match

 

MAX THE IMPALER TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

Crowd: "WE WANTS TABLES!"
Excalibur: "You want a table? Go to a fucking banquet hall."

 

....holy fuck. So I have been in love with Psycho Mike since the first time I saw him in one of the first Mystery shows and a match with Orange might be a late MOTYC.

 

Yeah, the guy built an entire character out of promos to the point that its now an s-tier meme anytime anyone signs with the company. Its Christian #1...and then for me, probably Hangman/Sami as #2. Mox is a reliable name for the list too, though he's not as on-fire as he was this time last year

 

Imagine caring that much about ratings

 

Whelp. That might be the first time I've ever seen someone do a ripcord low blow.

 

So that match ended with Orange doing a bodyslam surrounded by at least 6 knocks down refs and Bryce counting to 3 while wearing a hockey helmet.