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2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2277

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Max_123, May 7, 2023.

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  1. You're not wrong but I'm surprised I didn't gain anything from going to Disney or the holiday and drinking a lot more than prior.
     
  2. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    I need to start losing weight. Had my physical today and the doc is making me take a sleep apnea test.
     
  3. Literal

    Regular Plate :(

    changes on the season

    right now it's been bigger plate: half chow mein/friend rice, 2 sides honey sesame, 1 side of orange chicken

    sometimes I worry about my figure and switch the orange for teriyaki chicken

    depends on the vibe of the day
     
  4. Sean Murphy

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  5. Donnie Ruth

    Prestigious Supporter

    Last time I went to the doctors he asked me if I pray. There's gotta be something to that
     
  6. Sean Murphy

    i'll never delete a post Supporter

    he saw how much beef you had in you and figured you had abandoned all hope
     
  7. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    damn that sounds good. I might go there for lunch now
     
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  8. Sean Murphy

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    upload_2023-11-27_12-11-53.png
     
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  9. CarpetElf

    benjamin? Prestigious

    i wish i could eat chinese takeout
     
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  10. Donnie Ruth

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    I actually wonder if my doctor is still going? I had to choose a new one like 5 years ago and all the available options didn't have good reviews so I figured to choose the 80 year old guy, he'd then retire, and then maybe I'd have some better options next time.
     
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  11. Sean Murphy

    i'll never delete a post Supporter

    whats stopping you?
     
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  12. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    You dont have to use chopsticks. A fork works better sometimes.
     
  13. CarpetElf

    benjamin? Prestigious

    the subsequent bowel movement so forceful that i'm propelled through the ceiling
     
  14. Sean Murphy

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    cartoon poopin ass
     
  15. JoshIsMediocre

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  16. JoshIsMediocre

    oklahoma's #1 dodge hornet guy Moderator

     
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  17. Donnie Ruth

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    A lil blood in the stool can't hurt no one every once in a while as long as you got a good meal
     
  18. JoshIsMediocre

    oklahoma's #1 dodge hornet guy Moderator

    have a doctor's appointment Wednesday for the first time in like, 2 years
     
  19. Sean Murphy

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. CarpetElf

    benjamin? Prestigious

    doctor. go.
     
  21. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    Yeah. I like to do my annual physical every 3-5 years.
     
  22. Donnie Ruth

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  23. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    Does anyone here actually get a physical every single year?
     
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  24. Texas Flood

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    I got a colonoscopy 3 years ago and they said I had the best looking colon in the history of colons.
     
  25. CarpetElf

    benjamin? Prestigious

    you are 38 years old flood
     
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