2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2191

Thanks. That’s more information than any of the crappy injury articles provided.

I feel better about a 3 for 1 trade when the 1 isn’t immediately IR’d.

 

No problem, this is what I’m going off of. McVay said he tried to come back but it didn’t feel right.

 

Looking forward to their round 1 playoff exit

 

Deshaun Watson gets payback for his treatment of women as karma wins

Unfortunately it’s not much karma considering he is still paid insane money and gets to lead an nfl team for at least 3 more years but it is karma for the browns for this year and this year only. Still nice to see someone write a column like this though, there are so few willing to.

 

Gonna take the Texans seems like EZ money

 

I think the Jagwires are the better team overall right now but I’m happy to be proven wrong

 

the vikings have turned the ball over 100 times tonight

 

I think it’s fair to say the jags have a better roster, cuz they’re supposed to be one of the best teams in the AFC

But Texans got some dawgs

 

@CarpetElf - Rank every team by their alpha-est dog

 

dave why

 

Dave loves the suffering of others

 

Dog Hall of Fame:

Kansas City - Patrick Mahomes
Los Angeles Rams - Aaron Donald
San Francisco - Trent Williams
Philadelphia - Jason Kelce
Cincinnati - Joe Burrow
Las Vegas - Maxx Crosby
Tennessee - DeAndre Hopkins
Miami - Jalen Ramsey
Minnesota - Justin Jefferson
Baltimore - Justin Tucker
Green Bay - David Bakhtiari
New Orleans - Tyrann Mathieu

Dog All-Pro

Houston - CJ Stroud
Pittsburgh - TJ Watt
Dallas - Micah Parsons
Chicago - Justin Fields
Cleveland - Myles Garrett
Seattle - Devon Witherspoon
Washington - Sam Howell

Dog Pro-Bowl

Tampa Bay - Baker Mayfield
Buffalo - Stefon Diggs
Los Angeles Chargers - Derwin James
New York Giants - Tommy Devito
Jacksonville - Andrew Wingard
New York Jets - Quincy Williams

Could Use a New Dog:

Arizona - Budda Baker
Detroit - The Analzone
Indianapolis - Shaq Leonard
Atlanta - Calais Campbell

Need Dog ASAP:

Denver - Kareem Jackson
Carolina - Frankie Luvu
New England - N/A

 

^ also true for the browns

 

And the chiefs

 

grimace josh isnt gonna like that

 

that's why I posted it

 

Good morning to Jaylen Warren, and only Jaylen Warren.

 

Good morning to people with such a bad cough they got zero sleep last night

 

hey I woke myself up at 5:30 from coughing! good morning sir!!

 

Good morning to everyone whose team keeps winning even though Russell Wilson is the quarterback and is making 28 million this season but can save the team 37 million if cut before next March.