2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2092

If we're counting all the deli meats then the worst is whatever the fuck head cheese is followed by olive loaf

 

yeah hot dogs rule because they’re hot, you out here eating cold hot dogs?? Cause that’s what bologna is.

 

Bologna I have no problem with but if I ever were to buy it I'd just get Oscar Meyer or some shit instead of go-to the deli

 

Fried bologna exists

 

I really hope in his will, it specifically stipulates his grave to say The Carpet Elf

 

elf out here picking thick ass oscar meyer bologna instead of delicious fresh paper thin sliced bolonga someone deport this man

 

Quarter jew here to represent team Ham

 

Roast Beef Number ONE??!?!

seek help

 

To be fair I'm picking no bologna over bologna, I just have a grandmother so sometimes the only choice is bologna

 

nah Turkey is #1. you can do anything with Turkey. you can even eat it.

 

elf out here flexing living grandmothers ok

 

Lets square up and see what happens.

 

We live in a universe where Bologna is literally a euphemism for something stupid and bad, and yet you're rocking with it over Ham? Yeah right. Grow up.

 

Of the main ones, chicken is probably my least favorite. Just seems pointless

 

Three if you count through marriage!

 

elf married a grandma?????????????

 

my wiiiiiiife

 

Where would the third come from then

 

buffalo chicken deli meat is good though

 

correct

 

does it?

 

it stinks up the entire fridge though

 

This is 100% a full randall. I want it added to the list.

 

Yes true