2023 Fantasy Football Thread • Page 44

Well, with Goedert hurt (who I just traded for), my team is officially cursed. I think every week I've lost someone to IR or a multi-week injury.

This week its Osborn, Downs, Goedert. Last week, it was Kirk Cousins who I had just gotten off waivers to fill the void after I lost Anthony Richardson. Before that it was Kyren Williams, Jerome Ford, and Miles Sanders...all of whom were required starters because I lost Nick Chubb and JK Dobbins early on.

I apologize in advance to anyone picking up Josh Dobbs, because I am too, and that means he's walking out of Week 10 down an ACL

 

Damn I fell asleep and Josh Allen was only at like 7 points. Woke up to see he end up with 25, not ideal!

I need Keenan Allen to get a 24 stomach bug rn

 

big same

 

1-8. scored 65 points this week. i drafted a bunch of fantasy terrorists.

 

I hate Dan Campbell lol

 

My best ball team that needs Monty likes the sound of that

 

Dan Campbell: not a man of the people!

 

People who never respond to or counter a trade are so damn frustrating.

 

I offered Rashee Rice for Elijah Mitchell (I have CMC) a few weeks ago and the guy literally never responded lol

 

I got an offer and then countered it and within a matter of seconds it got rejected. I texted the guy and asked why no counter and he said that he thinks theyre a waste of time.

 

Up 99.08-96.82 with Garrett Wilson left for me and my opponent is done, but uhhh he currently has -0.3 lol. Not feeling the greatest!

 

I think I’m going to lose lol. Please for the love of god stop throwing to Allen

 

I realize this is asking for a lot but PLEASE just keep the ball for 4 and a half minutes, jets. Lol.

 

Mike Evans missing a TD by 6 inches is gonna eliminate me from my guillotine league lol I am down 0.14 right now

fuck off

 

4-0 to 4-5, le sigh

At least in my other league I’m now 6-3 and will be getting Jefferson and Achane back soon. That team will be unreal once everyone’s healthy

 

Pain.

 

My team didn’t score a single TD this week

still in 1st but yeeeeesh

 

Those are the ones you pull your guy...anything where you are up by 2pts or more, but its still close...a stat correction is highly unlikely to screw you, but a hospital ball screen turned fumble (very likely from Zach wilson)...you cant possibly go forward in fantasy losing a game you had won by like 2.4pts that way.

 

Some bad bye weeks this week and next...my dad's team did this, only 90pts and won...while he's averaging like 120pts/week and undefeated. Not having CMC/Etienne/etc adds up...and funny enough that Tank Dell drive saved him.

But those bye weeks are over and he's gonna cakewalk to the title barring major injuries.

 

Pulled it out with a whopping 86 points and am now in sole possession of 2nd place after beating last year’s champ for the second time this year after losing to him thrice last year

 

I mean he ended up with about what I expected 13 points on 7 for 80. They just looked way too bad to start for my liking lol.

 

Lost this week because my kicker got hurt.

 

this might be the worst waiver wire week of the year, woof

I know Keaton Mitchell is the hot name but he is owned in both my $$ leagues

 

I need a QB bad and the only available option is Tommy Devito.

Im fucked