2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1949

Making chicken n dumplings (sorta)

 

hmm speak on that

 

hmm speak on that

 

Pills, spiff, always pills.
And wokeness.

 

Kelsey thought we had enough flour to make dumplings but she was wrong so we’re using a can of biscuits instead

 

I’m handing out candy and posing for photos dressed as Tom Brady

 

mail me some

 

I hope not! The open heart surgery required them cracking open my ribs and I had TUBES in me for days. It was so brutal haha

I’m pretty sure going through the thigh you’re like home the next day!

 

email is way quicker for biscuits

 

You got it bud

 

this would be a dope metal band name

 

me when I see I’m 20 pages behind

 

Fucking @JoshIsMediocre called me white today and it took everything in me to not drive to shit ass Oklahoma and fuck him up

 

They couldn't find a closer point of entry!?

 

There’s already a catheter in there!

 

@Donnie Ruth is this you?

 

If my wife and I ever have a child this would have to be them! They’d be saying “beef” and “jag rag” over and over

 

certainly this bumps me up a few spots on the friends ranking

 

is nate bargatze supposed to be funny

 

he is so so so so so not


none of these new age tiktok comedians do a goddamn thing for me

 

yeah this snl monologue is bad but i wasn't sure if it was just snl

 

is he a tiktok comedian though lol? he's a decade older than me and i feel like the crypt keeper when i look at the app

 

I was told he is very very very funny and I didn’t really see it

 

IT GOES THROUGH THE CATHETER!?

 

He’s been around for at least a decade