2023-24 NHL Season Hockey • Page 2

I'll forgive you if you trade me McDavid

 

Damn I forgot and I don’t love my auto drafted lineup, I can’t believe it gave me Kucherov when Matthews was still available

 

Im about to drop everyone just for the fun of it

jk

 

here are your drafted teams.

 

Trouba already in mid season form throwing dirty hits

 

Lol i can't get over the team name "rangers sux"

 

That Trouba hit was disgusting, and it’s fucking preseason.

 

Penguins and devils fans mad and it's a week before real human hockey?! No way.

Friendly reminder devils have #4 in the rafters. Penguins once employed Matt cooke. Not that any of that matters.

 

Friendly reminder Scott Stevens never had an elbowing penalty in his career.

 

You can’t call out a shithead scumbag trying paralyze a dude in a preseason hockey game if the team you root for has also once had a scumbag

 

Gotta love flower lol.

 

MAF had the body language of me in warmups when people try to dangle.

He has more patience though, I usually just skip right to the smacking them with a stick and leaving the crease.

 

Rangers waive brodzinski which means will cullye will be on the opening night roster. I liked his preseason play, think he'll peak as a middle six which is fine.

 

Doms model has the rangers finishing third...in the league. The adjusted totals make a lot more sense. Also fans are really down on Boston sheesh.

 

lmao sharks so bad they can’t even be seen in the tweet

 

I heard SJ might not keep Zetterlund?

If he gets waived I hope NJ brings him back

 

oh god GROSS

 

Screw this league so much

 

I bet they didnt ban military tape

 

Wasn’t expecting either of those signings at all.

 

I don’t understand those extensions for Winnipeg, they clearly need a rebuild or retool. Hard to get good returns for goalies on the trade market I guess.

 

Hockey is for everyone.

 

Hockey is for everyone*

* except the LGBTQ+

 

https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/2734437

It’s still dumb as fuck, but I guess they did in fact ban any themed tape/uniform alterations for theme nights. Military, pride, hockey fights cancer, etc.

League still sucks

 

Was wondering why this thread was so quiet and realized i hadn't subscribed for the new season lol.