2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1672

Don’t tell me I eat chips and dip wrong and I won’t

 

How is it even possible to eat chips and dip wrong?

 

@Randall Mentzos

 

Wow she doesn't even know who I am then

 

Scooping salsa like its 7 layer bean dip is just wasteful. You get the same flavor for longer if you’re spreading it out. My take isn’t that hot!

Like sure you can put 1/3 a tub of hummus onto one piece of pita bread but literally why would you do that haha

 

My wife gets Randall mixed up with a paralyzed older man who was the commissioner of a random ESPN fantasy football keeper league I was in and I mistakenly gave my number to text about trades and then he started calling me

I also joined that guy’s family and friends league and then he rage quit and I was just stuck in this dude’s family fantasy football league and that was about the end of our time playing fantasy football together

 

Who ragequits a family league lol

 

Ah, yeah, thats a pretty mild take. I half agree on salsa...hard disagree on queso though.

 

you apparently

 

I would

 

depends on the queso for me. If it’s the watery white authentic queso, yeah scoop the hell outta that. Tex mex yellow queso coats the chip so well though that you don’t need a whole lot for it to be bursting with cheesy flavor

 

okay fair I didn’t properly acknowledge people with multiple family members / in-laws that they wanna rage quit either way lol

 

my sister rage quit a game of monopoly once

 

So did Michael Jordan apparently

 

i would slap michael jordan in monopoly

 

Man, skills of working in a restaurant; I saw a guy almost walk out of my favorite hot dog joint with my order. I saw a glance of the ticket on his bag and in 0.2 seconds I was like “that’s exactly my order are you sure that’s yours” and it wasn’t lol.

I notice stuff like that so fast and second nature now lol

 

I get it. Because my kids are black? Right?

 

are they

 

no disrespect but my wife doesn’t know who any of y’all are and i haven’t texted my mom a your mom joke in seven years because she died seven years ago

 

My wife knows and has met randall

 

my wife only knows of @KeynDooee because i told her “hey i’m gonna go watch wrestling at a bar with some guy” once

 

oh and she knows thomas nassiff because he was in our wedding party lol

 

sounds pretty good ngl

 

people used to mistakenly take my wawa orders every now and then. kind of infuriating when your on a lunch break w limited time. the only consolation was how disapointed i knew they would be when they open up my meatless cheeseless hoagie. imo thats what they get for failing to READ

 

How’s Declan also

(his son knows and has met me too)