2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1623

You look too much like Pete Holmes to not speak English.

 

burn his ass

 

this is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me, meaner than saying I look like Tom Brady. I will be taking some time to reflect. I appreciate everyone’s understanding at this time.

 

yeah after this week keep the play, the eagles are the only ones that can do it successfully every time.

 

Y'all I completely forgot my dog hates my brother and uh someone almost lost some digits today

 

i had someone try to get me to pull their bag through security “to make it quicker”. I was like, and get bit by a K9 dog and facing years in prison for your drugs? Absolutely not

 

I would absolutely not do that but in my experience they aren’t looking for drugs just bombs and shit.

 

Dude had 15 minutes till his flight left and we were in a long ass security line. Bro had a giant bag and was so convinced they were both 1) gonna let him on board way after last call 2) gonna let him carry that enormous bag on.

I did not even try to be polite I just kept telling him “you’re gonna miss your flight bro and they ain’t letting you carry that on. Might not want to waste your time.”

 

I’ve sneaked a quarter of weed onto a plane in 2012 when it was way more illegal than now. But it was scary and anxiety inducing and I’m just glad a lot of places i visit either have dispensaries now or I know a pothead that lives there lol

 

put it into a sock in a checked bag. it isn't difficult. easier now with carts for sure.

 

I put it in like 3 ziploc bags, rolled em up and put them in an empty conditioner bottle lol

 

But you never know, TSA might conduct randomly selected searches of checked bags for security reasons

 

I’ve snuck uhh some stuff onto a plane several times no issues.

 

I also have anxiety about it. Weed laws are not enforced because of weed, they are an excuse to profile people and I genuinely feel I’m far more likely to get subjected to some bullshit random search

 

Being of Middle Eastern descent there's no fucking way I'm sneaking shit anywhere. Every time I've ever gone thru security for a flight I've been patted down. Even got "randomly selected for a search" once lol

 

Yo

 

I’m not middle eastern but the many races I’m mixed with make me look middle eastern to some folks

Shit though they profile anything that isn’t white so it doesn’t matter. I’m either a terrorist, a criminal, or an illegal immigrant in the eyes of those types of people, not sure I get treated any better regardless

One time I went to Canada and border patrol almost didn’t let me back into my own fucking country even though I had a passport AND a US military ID. They searched the entire car and called for backup to verify my shit wasn’t counterfeit and everything. Fuckin Idaho nazis in uniform

 

Does it make me a bad dog owner that I just laughed (she didn't even break the skin he was fine)

 

what we talking grimace

 

several things you fucking narc

 

degenerate ass

 

You a cop

 

yeah both great points, I apparently look like Pete Holmes so I haven’t ever had to deal with that.

 

Dude stop getting sacked I beg