2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1611

I definitely keep him laced up haha

 

I thought you like JUST had a kid

 

Yeah I mean 22 months ago - Ivan turns 2 in November

 

But it really does go by fast

 

Yeah this is my concern. My sister somehow turned out good but her baby daddy concerns me greatly.

 

Nah I was thinking like less than a year ago.

God damn life is fleeting

 

I don't like most of my friends' kids. lol. I like my own kids better.

 

@Indigo 's kid is better dressed than all of us except Dustin in the winter

 

This keeps happening to me. I got invited to a 3rd birthday party and I swear to god my friend was drunk out of her mind eating glass at a Chinese restaurant like last week but it was actually 8 years ago and now she has two kids who can talk and now I'm almost Murph's age and nearly half dead.

 

Look how thicc this turkey club is

 

My brain also doesnt function properly so like, when i get told an age, thats what i remember. I never do the math as time goes by

 

God dammit I love the northeast

 

The U10 youth soccer team I'm coaching is now 4-0, with our 10-2 win yesterday. We scored more than the Steelers did yesterday. Playing soccer.

 

Fuuuuuuck

 

Milo hitting 1 this month and I’m just like “wtf how??”

 

tweet this at tomlin and canada and make them feel bad

 

If I tweeted, I would.

 

he makes it so hard on himself though. Guy was open way sooner than that if AR threw a touch pass

 

I'm probably never having kids and neither is my brother so I'm just the cool uncle to my friend's kids.

 

I thankfully don't need to be the cool uncle because I have cool friends. I can instead embrace my destiny of being the chaotic uncle

 

Ideally I'm just Nick from New Girl to my friend's Ruth

 

Yeah I’m really not sure why Tomlin is dying on this Matt Canada hill

Tomlin by himself doesn’t deserve to be on the hot seat. But if you stubbornly stick to bad personnel decisions that has to have consequences too

 

weird uncle grimace

 

If they didn't have an OUTSTANDING draft this year I'd say Pickett could've sunk him as well