2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1599

Who doesnt

 

To be real, Guinness was the only Stout I've drank multiple times and Guiness sucks ass so it is what it is ya know

 

me

 

wife and brother-in-law watched GBBS. Extremely not my shit so I watched the Mariners shit the bed until I couldn't watch anymore, then did some writing. 1,600 words in two days is a good streak for me.

 

i have a peanut allergy

 

"peanut allergies are beta" - grimace, probably

 

What are you writing

I don’t even know 1600 words

 

a fkin high fantasy novel my dude. on the second draft of a 180k word monstrosity!

 

How many sentences about shower pickles

 

That’s like 600 pages my god

 

I expound more on this in Chapter 12

 

maybe only half of them are readable lol. got a long way and a looooooooooooot of editing to do

 

True. But are you “done” at 180k or still going?

also I am an editor for hire. /wink lmao

 

180k is the first draft, it'll definitely be closer to 190 after this draft. And how did I not know this???

 

Consider writing a shorter book

 

I’m still impressed! Takes a lot of work.

haha guess I’ve never really said it. Just now realized I maybe jumped around what I do for a living unintentionally

 

Pay me I’ll edit it

 

My guy you read the Wheel of Time, same genre. Anything under 500 pages is YA

 

Have you tried not being allergic to it

 

Yeah murph you doofus

 

Try exposure therapy

 

expose deez

 

See now I like pff