2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 898

Fuck them. I should get it.

 

Job
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noun (1)
ˈjäb

pluraljobs
Synonyms of job
1
a
: a regular remunerative position
got a part-time job as a waiter

she quit her job

b
: a specific duty, role, or function
The heart's job is to circulate blood.

c(1)
: something that has to be done : TASK
was given the job of delivering the bad news

(2)
: an undertaking requiring unusual exertion
it was a real job to talk over that noise


2
a
: a piece of work
doing odd jobs around the house

Repairing the roof was a big job.

especially : a small miscellaneous piece of work undertaken on order at a stated rate
a car that needs a brake job

b
: the object or material on which work is being done
c
: something produced by or as if by work
did a nice job

d
: an example of a usually specified type : ITEM
the limousine was a long white job


3
a
: something done for private advantage
the whole incident was a put-up job

b
: a criminal enterprise
specifically : ROBBERY
There comes a time in everyone's life when you need a lawyer. And I'm not implying that you're going to hold up a liquor store or pull a bank job anytime soon.—Stephen Fenech

c
: a damaging or destructive bit of work
did a job on him


4
chiefly British : state of affairs —usually used with bad or good
it was a good job you didn't hit the old man—E. L. Thomas


5
: plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes
an eye job

see NOSE JOB

job

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verb
jobbed; jobbing
intransitive verb

1
: to do odd or occasional pieces of work for hire
supported himself by jobbing in local orchestras


2
: to carry on public business for private gain

3
: to carry on the business of a middleman or wholesaler

transitive verb

1
: to buy and sell (something, such as stock) for profit : SPECULATE

2
: to hire or let by the job or for a period of service
job a carriage


3
: to get, deal with, or effect by jobbery

4
: to do or cause to be done by separate portions or lots : SUBCONTRACT —often used with out
a publisher who knew the market might have jobbed out the work to factories in Asia—Michael Shnayerson


5
: to penalize or deprive unfairly
… fans and players who may still believe that … they were jobbed out of a World Championship …—Roger Angell


job

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adjective
1
: of or relating to a job or to employment
a guarantee of job security


2
: used in, engaged in, or done as job work
a job shop


3
British : that is for hire for a given service or period
a job gardener


Job

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noun (2)
ˈjōb
1
: the hero of the book of Job who endures afflictions with fortitude and faith

2
: a narrative and poetic book of canonical Jewish and Christian Scripture see Bible Table


Phrases
on the job
: at work : while working
was injured on the job

 

y'all pay off my credit card bill and i'll deactivate and block twitter on all platforms

 

i'm too tall for that

 

we love job don’t we folks? everybody love job

 

blocked

 

Congrats or I'm sorry

 

I'll do it if you'll pay me back with interest, we'll write a contract to make it official

 

"Man, if I won the lottery I'm buying up apartments and just traveling. I'll get a nice ass place in Brooklyn"

*checks Zillow*

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/76-Vanderbilt-Ave-Brooklyn-NY-11205/30615062_zpid/

I decided I'm funding the revolution instead.

 

Fucking Dustin LLC doesn't affect my credit score so yes, okay, deal.

 

It does affect your kneecaps and other fragile bones though

 

oh no, i don't have kneecaps. that'll really affect all the sleeping all the time i do

 

I’m 34 and feel like I need knee replacement surgery already. Life is fun.

 

that entire ceiling looks about to collapse lol

 

Can't watch football without eyes

 

Isn't the annual payments the wrong way to go? Thought I'd heard once that it's not transferable. So if you die after 6 months, your family is shit out of luck

 

I think the other way is where Uncle Sam murders you

 

yeah always go lump sum. the money cannot be willed or transferred. you get murked or hit by a train, its joever.

 

Well then you’re just doing him a favor

 

His greatest enemy is himself so yes I agree

 

man it's like a 50% difference tho

 

id happily accept a lump sum of $800m

 

Ok but if you die your wife gets nothing

do you hate your wife?

 

I had a friend named Job when I lived in Norway.

 

That's exactly the amount of money my wife wants