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2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 896

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Max_123, May 7, 2023.

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  1. Fucking Dustin Aug 9, 2023
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    The best thing to do if you win the lottery is privately give your money to me
     
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  2. xbrokendownx Aug 9, 2023
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    if I ever win the lottery, I will personally Venmo everyone in this thread $10

    that is a promise
     
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  3. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2023
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    Shit I'll send your kids to college I don't give a fuck.
     
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  4. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2023
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    Except JR. I'd need to win the lottery twice for that
     
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  6. spiffa0 Aug 9, 2023
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    First thing I'd do is set up trusts for myself and others. For myself I'd make it so I couldn't touch it until I'm 60 or something so if I screw up my life at least I just need to survive until 60 to get bailed out lol.
     
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  7. imthegrimace Aug 9, 2023
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    Man I would buy so much ic light
     
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  8. Sean Murphy Aug 9, 2023
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    i dont even think i could spend $100mill in a lifetime nevermind $800m

    id straight up be just writing $50k checks to people on the street
     
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  9. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    great now Josh needs a colonoscopy too
     
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  10. Sean Murphy Aug 9, 2023
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    like, i could think of EVERYTHING id wanna buy, houses cars stupid expensiv guitars, sports memorabilia, a boat, and still probably not cracking $50m all said and done.
     
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  11. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    magnums actually aren’t any bigger, but I wouldn’t expect you to know that Sean
     
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  12. Sean Murphy Aug 9, 2023
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    yeah idk anything about condoms, i dont use em
     
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  13. MidDave Aug 9, 2023
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    Lemme win the 1.5 billion and take my chances.
     
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  15. imthegrimace Aug 9, 2023
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    condom? I hardly know her!
     
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  16. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2023
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    that's exactly why condom, grimace
     
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  17. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    how many people do you think you could give $50k checks to? I bet you’d be one of the bankrupt ones hahah
     
  18. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    Where’s my “oh shit” GIF I feel like this was a siq bern
     
  19. Sean Murphy Aug 9, 2023
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    man randalls even better at winning the lottery than me!
     
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  20. spiffa0 Aug 9, 2023
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    Forcing people to pay gift tax smh murph
     
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  21. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    You kidding? I’d go bankrupt too lol I’m not fuckin smart with money
     
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  22. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2023
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    also "drunk driving". man, if i win 1.5 MILLION i'm never driving again in my fucking life. 1.5 BILLION? fuck it I'm hiring the actual driver from Succession to drive me everywhere
     
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  24. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    Driving is great I love driving
     
  25. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2023
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    Yeah Randall would be the first one here to lose all that money.*

    *probably by becoming part owner of the Jaguars or some shit
     
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  26. Randall Mentzos Aug 9, 2023
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    If I won the lotto I’d definitely blow money on a dream car and track racing lessons
     
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  27. spiffa0 Aug 9, 2023
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    I'd hire someone from this thread to drive me around. Annual salary 500k. Bonuses available for playing good music.
     
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  28. imthegrimace Aug 9, 2023
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