2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 867

it is true

 

When you're pooping on your birthday I hope you shake your fist and say "Fucking Dustin..."

 

josh going on a poop strike all weekend just to own dustin

 

I already do that

 

believe me, I cannot do that

 

Hey Josh, it’s Mike here. Hope you’re well. Just wanted to chime in here…I think you should poop this weekend.

Let’s catch up.

Mike

 

was this supposed to be an email? fuckin boomer

 

Or don't poop and see how long you can not poop

 

I’m a millennial you fucking slug

 

Josh this weekend

 

No

 

Haven’t moved a bowel in days. BRB

 

Have fun

 

man said DAYS

 

He also presents some possible things you can do for your bday

 

I went to Philly for a 3 day weekend back in March with some friends and my one buddy didn’t shit the entire time. Not healthy.

 

just reading 'philly' makes me gotta go

 

Can't imagine that drive back...

 

he didn't even shit until the next day at work! he did bomb out the truck a few times though

 

brb gonna tell my buddy Ross I'm talking about him not shitting on the internet

 

I knew this emergency room surgeon and when I asked what is the worst thing to operate on he took no time to think and said constipation cases are easily his least fav.

Brutal.

 

I used to have a buddy named Ross, but he joined the air force like a year after high school and I haven't seen him since

 

I’m a regular outdoorsman now

 

actually the view from my apartment

 

ok