2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 505

I'm not, but I'm still not cool and relaxed or anything

 

idk how it could be more clear

 

Pay attention to current events

 

there are events that are current???? im too worried about past events

 

I wish that second one was rhetorical

 

why is it called a wet bulb

 

murph we do not have time to teach you meteorology today

 

also from the screenshot is LOOKS like spiffa just outed himself as a green texter so

hes gotta go

 

It's temperature read by a thermometer covered in water

 

its fuckin monday before a holiday what else are you doing today

 

What's a green texter

 

but whys it covered in water

 

it has been known

elf is too

 

reading about wet bulb temperature

 

shameful behavior

 

The name comes from the thermometer covered in a wet cloth that is used to take the temperature reading, according to the National Weather Service (NWS). The measurement is designed to effectively mimic how the body tries to cool itself with sweat.

Unlike the heat index, which tells you how the human body would feel under shade, the wet bulb temperature indicates the expected stress on the human body when it is in direct sunlight by measuring the effect of temperature, humidity, wind speed and solar radiation. The NWS uses a black globe and dry bulb to detect solar radiation and temperature data.

When it’s hot, humans sweat to cool off, but if the humidity is also high enough there’s a point at which sweat loses its cooling effect.

 

The text on that screen shot is blue

 

spiff, if i, an iphone user, texted you right now, would my text to you turn blue or green?

 

ive never once felt cooler while sweating

 

They're all black. Maybe an android thing?

 

based on the status bar on the top of your screenshot it's clear you use an Android phone of some kind

idk if it came from an old tweet or something but the phrase "green bubbles means poor" has been in my head forever

but you're not poor so now idk what to think

 

what, do you feel like a dork?

 

josh im not too hungover to kick your ass