The Fucked Up Foods Thread • Page 8

Not food, but food adjacent I guess. I randomly saw this on Amazon while looking for emergency supplies and I cannot believe this is real.

 

Dying of carbon monoxide poisoning trying to make my fireplace smell like original recipe.

 

my first thought was who the fuck would buy that and then I got frightened by the notion of just what kind of person would. are we talking shut-ins or Patrick Bateman style serial killers? I ask not wanting to know

 

I’d buy it

 

It’s those 11 herbs and spices

 

well, naturally you would

 

My cat would lose her goddamn mind

 

your cat a KFC fan?

 

She loves the smell of fried chicken and any time I fry chicken she goes apeshit

 

smart cat

 

activating those primal instincts

 

Heh that's my cat with literally any food, it's very tiring having to shove her off me with every meal I eat or cook.

She is surprisingly smart about not eating stuff that would be toxic to her though (tomatoes, onions, chocolate, etc)

 

My cat will usually try to eat any food but she tries to be sly about it

UNLESS it's fried chicken then all strategy goes out the window hahaha

 

Growing up my mom used to buy those really cheap shitty cuts of steak with tons of fat. I used to just give the fatty parts to the cat and she loved it.

 

i bet a bunch of sickos on this website would eat that

 

I'll take pumpkin coffee, donuts and bread, but definitely not spam lol

 

Give me all the pumpkin

 

Honestly I've never even had spam of any kind

 

vaguely remember eating it as a kid (because my dad would cook it in a skillet and make a sandwich) but never as an adult

 

I had spam that I fried up with some eggs, soy sauce, sambal, and leftover rice for lunch!

If you ever have a chance to go to Hawaii it's a basic food group over there.

 

Spam musubi is bomb.

 

I don’t even want to look at this so here, you all look at it

 

What the fuck, Josh