2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 426

MFer is hitting it twice

 

rich ass

 

I would spend up to 800/ticket to see the eras tour again it was an absolute experience

too bad that’s still about 500 short

 

My kids are obsessed with Burger King because kids meals comes with a cookie and a crown. I pretty much just get the chicken fries.

 

Onion rings are good but not something I’d order from just anywhere. Too high variance

 

@imthesheriff did you do this?

 

Fuckin COP

 

Yea I’ll be in my reputation era tonight, tomorrow still gotta figure it out

 

sorry I grimace’d myself

 

yeah a good onion ring is hard to beat but I feel like it’s rare they’re good.

 

hey @spiffa0 i'm really sorry to do this but i'm absolutely gonna need to follow up on what i missed yesterday and ask for a part II of that accidental text story

 

also @JoshIsMediocre am i reading correctly that you were detailing your first sexual encounter yesterday? at a diner?

 

try again

 

six pages later, what's good, are y'all dummy dicks still talking about if elf can get a job with nfl network if he tweets at david carr

 

I was just vibing to some folk music with headphones on and my cat who was sleeping wakes up and looks at me for a good minute before going to drink water

 

vibing to folk music, are you okay

 

Yeah

 

Folk music is good

 

i love it but i don't vibe, though perhaps that's more due to being jewish than the music

 

You never heard music you like and just spaced out jamming to it?

 

The thread needs this

 

Mercifully, no.

 

If that ever happened I’m pretty sure elf would choke dan jeremiah at the combine