2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 386

hmm let me make some calls

 

i did a playoff prediction and still got the same results for the NFCCG, AFCCG, and Super Bowl matchups. why play the season.

 

The Chiefs are 0-2 against the Colts in the Mahomes era and average 15 PPG

Just saying

 

fwiw;

AFC:
1. Chiefs
2. Bills
3. Bengals
4. Jags
5. Ravens
6. Dolphins
7. Jets

NFC:
1. Eagles
2. 9ers
3. Vikings
4. Saints
5. Cowboys
6. Lions
7. Giants

highlights:
- Jets beat Bills but lose of course to Chiefs
- thats it. every other matchup is predictable as f.

 

it is so damn weird, especially last year

 

wtf do you have a camera in my office

 

I'll ask the questions here.

 

I cannot believe people are buying into the jets

 

I genuinely will not tolerate being mocked for bolting up by people who are buying into the Jets lol

 

Don't worry I'll mock both groups

 

I'll allow it

 

i mean, am i really 'buying in' by thinking theyll fart into the 7th seed and then beat a division rival that can't NOT get in its own way in important playoff games?

 

Yes. A team as sad as the Jets are destined to acquire one of the most prolific QBs of all time only to suck so bad he quits the sport and they don't make the playoffs.

 

the bills almost blew a game to the dolphins beer vendor - i think aaron rodgers can give them a tough time lol

 

Sean came to get hurt. Jets may as well doooo their worst to him.

 

the results of the jets season will not hurt me in any way lol

 

Let. Me. Cook.

 

Veteran QBs who switch teams late in their careers are either a complete disaster in their first year or they’re Matt Stafford

so basically Super Bowl or bust for the Jets

 

Tom Brady too lol

 

oh yes him too

another data point for Super Bowl or bust

 

Yeah, it's probably a two year window for the Jets.

 

There’s an extremely easy scenario to envision where Rodgers played poorly last year due to injuries and a dogshit receiving corps and bounces back this year when healthy and a significantly improved WR corps

 

Nah