2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 206

Big fan of Charlie Poop though

 

Mbn

 

Okay, so, funny story about this dude. He came to my college to perform and I was on the activities board. And we kept calling him Charlie Poop. And one of the girls in the club clearly had a huge crush on him and would get mad if we did it. So we did it for like 3 weeks ahead of the event. Turns out he hates being called Charlie Poop, which is funny enough as is, but then he also proceeded to hook up with the girl who was like a sophomore in college so kinda fuck that guy?

 

That's my GOAT GUNNAH right there

 

Charlie Poop morals

i have legitimately no idea who he actually is though

 

Google says he's currently 31. So I'm assuming this was like 10 years ago? So age-wise it might not have been super weird. Power dynamic-wise, probably not cool.

Also, if you're name is that easily nicknamable you've gotta embrace that or people are gonna just do it more.

 

CHARLIE POOOOOOOP

 

We get it murph

 

Charles Poop

 

im sorry i got excited

 

Charles P. Oop

 

close the thread

 

Chuck Poop

 

Shut it down til august

 

Is he getting a name change in August or something

 

Chuckie Dookie

 

I'm now thinking I may be confusing him with someone with a very similar name.

Shit I am. It's Kyle Ploof.

 

classic mix-up

 

I'm sending this to charlie poop, i'm sure his lawyers will be very interested

 

We need an apology post

 

Dearest Charles P. Oop.

I sincerely apologize for my slanderous accusations. At no point did I intend to bring shame to your family name, of poop. I apologize for confusing you with a mediocre comedian who's name vaguely sounds like Kyle Poop. Please accept my regrets.

 

guy in his late 40s at my office walked up to me and another guy in his 20s while we were talking about music and said "you know who I've been listening to lately? The Turnstiles"

and I said "wait do you mean Turnstile or is there another band called The Turnstiles?"

and he meant Turnstile, of course

and I had to tell him that that band sucks

 

I'ma call em The Turnstiles now