2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 131

The mosquitos are out in full force today and doing everything in their power to take my life

 

Birds eat mosquitos

 

What eats the birds then

 

You

 

seconded on ajj. folk punk is pretty hit or miss imo but people that can eat people is the gold standard for me

 

They sure are romanticizing this shit

 

So elf is the one who fucked up the field in the super bowl got it

 

Colorado is under attack by moths. Can't go outside without getting hit in the face by 1 or 2 of those fuckers

 

Bats eat all bugs and pollinate flowers and protect agave plants

 

Idk how many times I’ve been bitten. All I know is I’ll occasionally look down and see one them sucking my fine blood or I’ll see that I’m just oddly bleeding

This could be the end of me

 

Stop wearing cotton, nerd

 

I'm a big fan of bats

 

As a matter of fact they call me bat man because my parents are dead

 

I have my yard sprayed for mosquitoes every month. My son is really allergic to their bites.

 

What's your blood type

 

A while back I asked Laura if we could get a bat and she said no

 

I would simply leave my wife



But in reality, they’re not supposed to be pets anyway. Just get a bat and put it outside your house.

 

Are you a mosquito?

 

Mosquitos don't care. The black market does though.

 

Okay, are you peter thiel then?

 

One fun thing about having a yard again is ticks, have had to check my dog nightly for them

 

That’s awful, probably will never have a house but now definitely won’t want a yard if I do

 

listen to all these betas getting overtaken by insects