Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 330

I parallel parked in a very narrow spot successfully and felt triumphant until I walked from my spot to my destination and saw a closer spot that wouldn't have required stressful parallel parking. Still proud I did it but my triumph like immediately turned to annoyance when I saw that spot taunting me.

 

honestly i like pigeons. i dunno i just like birds in general i guess. youve got to go eat outside somewhere in the city and watch them swarm someones food. theyre objectively funny animals

 

Don’t underestimate those birds. They’re tiny little dinosaurs waiting to fuck you up

 

And isn’t it ironic
Dontchya think

 

seagulls can fuck off though

 

Okay Robert Pattinson from The Lighthouse

 

great page

 

yer fond of me lobster ain't ya?

 

Love the Lighthouse love. My wife and I saw that the night we got engaged

 

I saw it at like, 9:30 AM on a Saturday with maybe 5 other people, it ruled

 

such a great film

 

Were they related

 

Every single person I work with is annoying as fuck today.

 

Yeah my brother doesn't go to the movies like ever but that's one we saw together, excellent film

 

When people say "it's giving ______"

 

not sure I’ve heard that one tbh

 

It's used in place of things like "it reminds me of".

I'm not sure why it irks me so much.

 

oh, I gotcha

 

That tik tok filter trend or whatever that is “if you wouldn’t date your male/female self lower your standards”. It’s low key offensive imo and no I would not date my “male self” bc the “siblings or dating”.

 

sure I’ve carped about this a time or two but whatever

when you’re watching something with someone and a character says a funny line and the person you’re watching it with repeats the joke

I hate myself every single time I do it because I know how annoying it is

 

I guess you could say it gives you the ick?

 

We were planning on seeing it already, I surprised her and proposed before dinner

 

I hate this so much