Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 329

Power outages

 

Autocorrect has a sick sense of humor

 

I kinda like power outages. Nothing wrong with a little excitement

 

I also weirdly like them haha

 

The constant ant infestations I can't seem to get rid of in my house.

 

Pest control visit is already scheduled for later this week.

 

I haven't even been to that many weddings in my life but like literally all the ones I've been to have been on days there is a good concert.

 

2 days commuting from the new house and 2 days being stuck at the same railroad crossing

 

Feel your pain. We’re moving away from a place that is literally a block away from a busy crossing

 

I stopped at train at 6:36 this morning and got to my desk at 7:20. It’s 2 miles from my office.

 

Would it be possible to jump the train?

 

No because Josh doesn’t watch the fast and the furious movies so he doesn’t know how to

 

Getting buried in junk emails from one company endlessly and being pretty damn sure you’ve hit unsubscribe a million times but the company just chuckles and says, “that’s cute” and continues to send shit

 

?

 

Agreed. I bought a fancy lantern for the last huge storm we had, filled the tub so we'd have water to flush the toilets, charged all of our batteries and electronics, and our power never even flickered. I was disappointed lol.

 

having a somewhat swollen lymph node

 

not in this thing

 

A confident man could @JoshIsMediocre

 

a confident man is not staring back at me in the bathroom mirror, aaron

 

Starting a hipster indie band this afternoon and now I can check the band name to do item off the list, thanks!

 

The gnats are slowly coming back

 

we’ve had them terrorizing us in Florida for a bit now

the worst

 

pigeons.

for the last two years, they've taken over our balcony and have been shitting everywhere and laying eggs. but i'm taking back ownership now! i have bird spikes on the railings and a fake owl outside that i move around every day or two. and guess what. these sky rats keep coming onto the balcony! so fucking annoying.