2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 57

I feel like the X legs make it really difficult. Makes it harder to manuever

 

I have that same weed wacker

 

Got it for like $10 when I worked at Lowe’s several years ago. It’s just been in storage for 2 years since we’ve been in an apartment

 

yea the x legs look like the shit they tortured people on in game of thrones its bad vibes anyway

 

gotta a king sized casper and have never regretted a single dollar spent

 

You have had, and I’m not exaggerating, some of the worst takes of my chorus experience all in this one day lol

 

I'm calling your trash guys and insulting their mothers. You'll never get trash service again.

 

Yeah a king is a necessity.

 

unless you’re bryce young

 

He may be a small king but a king nontheless

 

short kings still feel tall in twin size beds

 

it's not about the length it's about the width

 

*insert Dinkleberg mom joke*

 

fuck Disney (and theme parks in general but especially Disney), fuck drunk on a plane, fuck king size beds - my takes are solid gold

and I sleep great at night… AND on planes… triple entendre intended!

 

I will admit I am a baby about roller coasters with any drop larger than 40 feet so it’s not some tough guy opinion lol

but I mean, if I don’t enjoy how falling feels, why would I subject myself to it? I don’t get a “good” tingly feeling in my stomach, the g forces make me feel like I need to vomit but can’t.

I know coasters are safe but they still make me feel like shit so theme parks are just me standing around all day and being bored / hot / annoyed by the screaming kids… and the sensory assault of being surrounded by kitschy stuff geared toward those children lol

but like I said, I’d do it for my own child and I’d probably even go on rides with them. That’s just one of those sacrifices I dont have to make yet cause I’m not a dad haha

 

Good thing Disney doesn’t even have a ton of coasters with drops Randall

 

You should do a deep dive on accidents on theme park rides

 

Keep what you learn to yourself though

 

Dude I don’t even like Splash Mountain. My stomach can not handle dropping like that lol. It’s the one thing that consistently makes me queasy.

I do like Space Mountain and Thunder Mountain re: Magic Kingdom, and I like that Test Drive ride in Epcot etc, and those fake Universal Studios rides can be fun, but I do not enjoy dropping 70+ feet under any circumstances. Speed and flipping doesn’t bother me but the drops do

 

My family all works in various construction adjacent fields and let me tell you, that has not led me to believe good things about amusement parks and fairs

 

the incidents at Disney parks Wikipedia article is wild

 

Drinking sangria and eating an empanada life is good man

 

"fuck king sized beds" doesn't even make sense though. I can get behind the other takes but there is nothing wrong with having more bed.

 

I need a king size bed because my 12 pound cat takes up 50 percent of it somehow

 

Because you’re a pushover obviously