Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 320

Guy upstairs now moved to throwing beer bottle caps off his balcony into the area in front of my window. Every time I complain about his trash nothing happens! This has been going on for over 2 years!

 

The end of a 3-day holiday weekend.


I have an unwritten rule that the first day back to work after an extended break 3 or more days) I will not send any emails until the afternoon. Irritating to no end to try and get back in the swing of things and have people immediately start email at 8 am.


(Granted that in general I try not to send an email before 10 am any day of the week)

 

Had a dream I was drinking (sober right now) and I'm relieved it was a dream but annoyed my brain went there. Had myself upset with myself in the dream

 

Tik tok tricked me into participating in those surveys by clicking on an option that I don’t now what the choices were because I was trying to scroll

 

I've said it before but dumb comment sections on recipes. Was reading ones on a chocolate cake recipe and someone was like "but how would I make it a vanilla cake." ???

 

People who phrase their request as a question but then whine when they don’t get the answer they want.

Friend: hey, do you want to join us for dinner tonight?

Me: thanks but no thanks. Have fun.

Friend: ohhhhh, I wish you would. I know ABC would really like that.

Then just fucking tell me I have to attend. Don’t phrase it as I can choose and then complain. Either shut the fuck up if you don’t like my answer or just tell me I need to go. It’s taken a long time but I’m sick of this “Midwest nice” bullshit where people don’t want to impose but then impose with whining as if that’s better than just having a spine and clearly indicating what they want.

 

My new fucking supervisor.

 

Is he short?

wanted to make a joke about a “fucking supervisor” but Monday brain just can’t do it

 

When. People. Type. Like. This.

 

Much better this way

 

Same.

“Better than a celibate supervisor!”


(Give me likes, I had to Google how to even spell that word lmao)

 

At Least They Have A Period At The End Of Each Word So It Kind Of Makes Sense Unlike This Bullshit

 

Stop Ripping On My Aesthetic

 

I know my co worker said my back window looks the same, but when I look out the back and the back sides it looks a bit lighter like I suspected. Makes me feel like the shop put the wrong tint on the back

 

Lane splitting (I understand the arguments in favor of it but I’ve only seen literally one person do it in a way that wasn’t blatantly reckless)

 

I die a little inside when I see a comment with a negative review that’s like, “this recipe sucked. I didn’t have several key ingredients on hand so I substituted them with things that no sane person would think are suitable replacements and it tasted awful!”

 

Right? "I substituted everything in this recipe, therefore entirely changing everything about it, and it wasn't good! One star!" I can hate read them all day tho. It's a sickness

 

Apparently doordash drivers can now randomly stack an order while they're already on the way to you? Really bummed I'm getting super soggy five guys because the dasher decided to stack 2 orders in the opposite direction of my apartment, and then when I got excited that he was finally on his way to me, he stopped for another order on the way that wasn't previously shown in the app.

 

When people give me long, detailed directions knowing full well I’m just going to use GPS

 

when i signal in advance to parallel park but the person behind me isnt paying attention/doesnt give me the room. then angry speeds around me like im the jagoff

 

Even though I work remote I’m starting to think everyone I work with has a carbon monoxide leak in their house because the stupidity is reaching critical sitcom levels.

Someone asked me to ship something to a designer and they said, “it doesn’t have to be overnighted, it can get there in a few days, that’s fine.”

It’s shipping to Thailand.

Thailand!

From the fucking US! Honest to god how can someone of almost any age but especially in their 50’s possibly think any goddamn thing could be shipped to arrive the next day in another fucking country. Gonna have to buy that employee a map but I assume that won’t help much.

 

Accidentally grinding my teeth

 

excellent use of jagoff

 

Dreams where you can't seem to speak