The Creepy Experiences/Ghost Stories/Conspiracy Theories, etc Thread • Page 22

There's gotta be an underground clown club or something where they're all congregating

 

Clown club haha

 

Sounds like Congress

Am I rite

 

haha i'm just thinking, it's no coincidence all these sightings are popping up in various places. It's kinda like a flash mob, but scattered probably cause it's Halloween month and the world is gone mad anyway so why not?

 

at least they're dressing like standard clowns and not that IPC shit.

 

i want to say something like "Jackson County"? wherever the fuck that, or a town / city that sounds like that would be. my mom mentioned it last night when i stopped by their house and she was perusing Facebook or something.

 

Coming up on the news - clown arrested in my hometown of Sheboygan, WI. Can't wait too see that lol

 

I have a three-day weekend starting tomorrow. Might go up north and visit from allegedly scary places in the state that I have yet to visit yet. By myself!

 

They would have to pay me $100 an hour to be the clown in a publicity stunt for a movie. Also pay my medical bills when I get shot or run over.

 

My brother's friend is the clown that was sighted in Lynnwood, Washington. Another of his friends has a costume as well. Stupid kids.

Here's the vid:

 

There's an ace murderer in one of those costume. MARK..MY..WORDS.

 

Idk why I decided to read this damn thread, at night, when I am afraid of basically everything. Bad move. But there have been clown sightings near where I grew up. This woman my aunt knows went to leave for work in the morning and saw a clown standing in her backyard. He said "Wanna play? Come follow me!!!" and ran into the woods. I would have just up and died right then. I never really liked clowns, but I went to 1 haunted house in my life when I was a teenager. There was a clown room!!!!!! It was horrible and one of them groped me and now nope. Fuck clowns forever.

 

Not the best time to be an actual clown, as in, an actual comic performer for events. Also am I the only who doesn't really find clowns all that scary? Now those crazy Japanese women with black hair down to their feet that crawl out of TVs and onto the floor... NO thanks.

 

My fear has always been you have no idea who is under that mask. Like John Wayne Gacy.

 

OMFG!!! Those women creep me out more than anything in the world. That creepy crawl they do......freaks me out so bad.

 

I don't have a fear of clowns but if one is outside my house to scare me I'll def be freaked! I wonder how long they have to wait to freak someone out. Like how long do they stand there before giving up and trying somewhere else? I imagine it involves a lot of standing and waiting. Sounds boring!

 

any clown tryna spook me gonna get bogo on these hands bruh buy one get one free kakow kakow

 

This might be the funniest thing I've seen posted on this site.

 

This clown thing is all the media's fault.

 

lol

 

ya if someone jumped on my car like that I'd be slammin the gas pedal with a quick brake check for good measure.

 

I'd turn on my windshield wipers too. You never know.

 

jesus christ, where were they? creepy as fuck that a clown was just standing between two big-rigs. as if 18-wheelers weren't scary enough.