Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 302

I currently don’t have a toaster

 

Then how do you eat toast?

 

I don’t. Or the one time I did I just toasted it in the oven.

 

Once again there’s trash in front of my door space from the guy above me due to the storm. Guess I gotta complain again on Monday to the leasing office

 

Last week they were painting my front door (blue and it looks tacky) and the painters took off my weather proofing from my door and just left it laying in the middle of my living room. They only put it back up the next day when I texted a picture to my landlord.

 

I make garlic toast in a skillet all the time, much better than the toaster

 

People that ignore all of the things you do contribute and just focus on the things you don't get to

 

And echoing this today because holy hell I told a coworker I MIGHT be able to do something today, let him know this morning it wasn't going to work out, and he is just bombarding me with texts about how I ruined his day by not letting him know soon enough and now he has to sit alone in his apartment all day depressed and I just can't take this level of guilt right now

 

I don't have a toaster either. I enjoy toast, but not that much.

 

Toast is a nice side with dinner if I'm not up to making potatoes or zucchini/squash

 

Toast is breakfast only. This is your first warning

 

My ex bought the fancy toaster and when we split and I moved out I just never bought one. Haven’t felt the need to yet. Gonna wait it out.

 

what I’ve I’m making breakfast for dinner??

 

Answered yourself. If it’s in a sandwich, it’s toasted bread before anyone asks

 

I have a toaster but I don’t have a kitchen lol

 

Garlic toast/Texas toast in the oven is one thing. If you are putting sliced bread in the oven for breakfast you belong on house arrest.

 

Same, keep mine by the bathtub

 

Oven toasted and toaster toasted are as different as American and international football

 

I’ll toast my damn toast however I want thank you. I might go make it in the microwave.

 

Sheriff is going to burn his house down trying to make Avocado toast a weird way just to spite us.

 

Can you even make toast in a microwave? A microwave oven maybe but still isn’t real toast. Disappointed in you

 

Just gonna throw some foil over a plate, place the bread on top and microwave for 5 minutes.

 

Sheriff gonna be like "I make my toast by letting it sit on a rock in the sun for 5 hours because I do what I want"

 

Good luck