Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 285

I too prefer the superior version

 

there are quite a few so whilst I'd love to agree, it's really a tossup honestly

but my first thought was

baby wants to fuck

 

Without the post this was referencing quoted, I momentarily thought you were presenting another alternative to “having a moment”

 

Just laughed out loud during a meeting

 

Taken from a post in the Absurdist Twitter thread because I relate too much and it belongs here as well

 

lol

 

Some of my clothing not fitting anymore bc apparently my boobs have decided they’re not done growing

 

Not people at Costco neglecting to cover their sneezes and sneeze on the cart. This is why I’ll continue to wipe carts down and use sanitizer. Grown adults are nasty af

 

don’t ever go into a Home Depot because 85% of the dudes don’t wash their hands in the bathroom there, absolutely disgusting.

 

I perpetually keep sanitizer in my car for a reason

 

It’s annoying how many people associate stuff that that strictly with COVID now as if practicing good hygiene shouldn’t just be a priority regardless of the pandemic. Like it’s less important just because COVID is less relevant

 

Felt like this was hard to word so hopefully somebody gets it lol

When you’re watching something with the captions on and the captions are covering faces for the first few minutes instead of showing at the bottom of the screen because the opening credits are rolling down there

 

I feel your pain

 

related when the captions or subtitles/translations are off because they're automated

 

I recently learned they can be off for scripted shows if the actors change up their lines. I’ve noticed it a few times since reading that.

 

a year or so ago I made a comment in a very general like “what are you watching” thread that I was watching one of the Marvel movies. And like, that was the whole comment - “watching Captain America 3 for the first time, so far it’s a lot of fun” - and it immediately spiraled into people howling about how Marvel is killing the industry / they aren’t real films / etc. lol

 

Or when they suddenly bounce to the top of the screen for a few moments because the bottom of the screen has text from the movie or something you have to see. I always think I hit the remote or something.

 

Or when the actual subtitles appear over the captions in the movie

 

When places are misleading about what's on sale, happens at Shop and Stop all the time

 

I hate names like that! It should be stop and shop because you have to stop first. Like the local restaurants around here called eat n park. You have to park first damnit!

 

that is the name I just fucked it up haha

 

well eat n park is still a stupid name!

 

Driving in front of a Ford car or SUV, 100% of the time I think it’s an undercover cop. Same for any Dodge muscle car.

 

being sick

 

The Eagles