Absurdist Twitter • Page 636

the last 2 pages. banger after banger. you guys are doing the lord's word. I am IN TEARS!

 

Two 10/10 tweets about DENTISTS of all things on the same page god bless this thread

 

If this truly is the end of days for posting, it has been an honour to share this thread with you all

 

Can’t wait to binge read this thread when the series ends

 

why do we think Twitter will disappear?

 

They’re losing tons of money after the Musk takeover because he’s really dumb, could shut down any minute I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

I actually would be surprised if he shuts it down completely. Stupid as he is, that would be a complete loss on his investment, he'd try not to let that happen

 

Twitter isnt going anywhere

 

The peeps running it aren’t so sure.

 

Here's another Tiktok for the Twitter thread on Chorus

 

If Twitter implodes I am going to make the Absurdist TikTok thread.

 

I feel old

 

I’m 37, TikTok is for us olds too.

 

I just really don't get Tiktok, it's really not for me. I know that there's something for everyone on there but it's genuinely rare that I've seen anything on there that somebody has shown me that I've enjoyed. I'm only 26 but that shit makes me feel ancient

 

Similar to Twitter, since there aren’t really independent forums/communities on tiktok that you can “go” to, it’s really only something you can properly get into after spending enough time scrolling through the For You Page on your account and letting the algorithm help sort through what actually interests/entertains you

 

Really tempted to start every conversation from now on with “hey, how are you big fucker”

 

I really do not understand people’s fascinations with this 40-day rotisserie chicken guy. Yes it’s a lot of days to eat that same meal in a row, but a rotisserie chicken is in no way a ridiculous amount of food