Absurdist Twitter • Page 616

The McDonalds tweet is even more fun if you imagine it in the Moira from Schitts Creek voice

 

I watched that raccoon one last night without sound, now it's even funnier

 

ugh what a waste of a good coney, Skyline is life

 

that raccoon deserved that coney

 

That was not that raccoons first taste of Skyline

 

I feel like that dude is trashing roomba pool in his replies but that sounds like a legitimately fun way to kill an hour at a dive bar lol

 

It’s silly but yeah I’d do it, sounds dumb and fun

 

I have a roomba, someone supply me with the pool table.

 

I literally Googled "Roomba Pool Dallas" after seeing that tweet, trying to find a bar that does that.

 

That “old phrase / new phrase” pic is getting shared with a lot of people tomorrow

 

Made me laugh and I didn’t know where else to put it.