Food • Page 477

John Travolta was so handsome and charming until I found out he's a mega creep.

 

creepiest of the creepy

 

You need to change this immediately.

 

I will ship you some from Ikea tomorrow, Erin. PM your address.

 

Are you trying to poison me by shipping it through the mail?

 

if I had a dime for every time a strange man wanted to mail me some smoked salmon

 

going to make grilled cheese and mac n cheese tonight. real simple, real good.

 

Are you accusing me of trying to do something bad to you?

I thought we were closer than that.

I'm hurt.

 

I never meant to hurt you.



Until the bitter end.

 

i'm tempted to eat at ikea everyday.
$2 for 2 hotdogs & a lingonberry soda? okay.

 

I just had Taco Bell for lunch and it was glorious.

god bless it being a few stores down from my work.

 

Hillshire has new adult lunchable things. I used to get the salami ones, but they're too calorie dense without enough protein. The new ones are a bit better and look like they're tastier. I'm kinda hyped.

I've been super into eating salami and prosciutto paninos (when the meat is wrapped around mozzarella) lately. Idk why but Italian food is my jam right now.

 

I ate at the Cheescake Factory tonight.

I've determined that they have too many items on the menu to really be able to do them all well. They just have a shit ton of stuff that they do alright.

Cheesecake is always great though.

 

I was there last weekend and I broke vegan and got the macaroni and cheese burger and salted caramel cheesecake. It was magical.

 

This is 100% how i feel. It's a dead giveaway that things aren't going to be great when the menu is that long.

 

I like their lemon raspberry cheesecake. Got their fettuccine last time I was there and it wasn't great. I like the flavored lemonade with the sugar coated rim glass tho!

 

just gonna pretend like I didn't read the last like 5 comments.


actually you're all good, lish. make that 4 comments.


just gonna pretend like I didn't read the last like 4 comments.

 

Dude. The Thai lettuce wraps at Cheesecake Factory are so good. Highly recommend. And the s'mores cheesecake during summer is just epic. Their pumpkin cheesecake is pretty decent.

I'm a sucker for a tangy cheesecake with cherry topping. I have yet to find a good low-carb recipe that doesn't taste disgustingly sweet and not tangy, though.

 

never been to Cheesecake Factory, I feel like that menu would give me a panic attack or I'd order 12 cheesecakes because I couldn't pick and just immediately die of a heart attack

 

yeah, it's fun

 

Had Jersey Mikes for the first time. It's uh, not the best.

 

It takes me legit 30 minutes to decide on which cheesecake. I'm scared to mess up and not get a good one. Like one I thought was going to be delicious had a butt load of nuts in it and I almost cried.

@Justice Beaver Pimento Cheese lasted approximately 12 minutes and I'm pretty popular rn so thank you.

 

I can't let you use the phrase "butt load of nuts" and not comment on how dirty that sounds