Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 203

a flavor saver

 

that also somehow sounds like a New York City thing if that makes sense hahah

 

I bought something from IKEA only to open and have have it not be what I wanted. Also it was very unclear to have two parts. Now I have to go out of my way to return and buy what want. Also this item has many different variations of the same name. IKEA isn’t exactly close buy and I had a day off for the first time in never during the week. So now I have to go on a weekend. Just really frustrated because it was the exact size I was looking for and fit in the space I needed, which is very hard to come by

 

just did a group zoom interview set up over text, for a company i didnt apply for. kind of suspect but i figured maybe a temp agency or recruiter so fuck it lets see. and yea turned out to be some bullshit commission job neither of us applied for. once they said the words "sales and marketing" the older lady there immediately noped out of zoom

dont appreciate i had to get up a couple hours early for that but was funny

 

Amazon not letting me write reviews

 

weird

they won't stop hounding me for them

 

When you're so hungry and you just want to go to lunch but you've been on the phone with support for your company fuel card for 30 minutes

 

probably too specific

 

Yeah if you said 25 minutes I completely relate.

 

being the whitest person in the world because lemonade is too spicy for me

 

I know a girl that claims ketchup is too spicy. I accept it because I like her and she is my friend and why would she lie but I will always question whether or not she’s an actual warm blooded human being, or if something more sinister is going on there

 

Do people not understand what spicy means?

 

I don't think those people do - maybe they mean tangy?

 

explain it like I’m five

 

Conversation reminds me of this tweet

 

this person gets it

 

I like spicy food but people get far too carried away with it these days

 

The spiceiest thing i can handle is jalapeño kettle chips which is my shame. Espesh cause a lot of places make the one vegetarian option on their menu spicy in my experience. If I had a dollar for every time the only substantial menu item I can eat is "spicy black bean burger" I'd have a lot of dollars

 

I like spicy as long as there is flavor. I don’t want something hot for the sake of being hot.

 

How every hot sauce costs $20 and is called like Satan's nipples

 

Lucifer’s taint

 

exactly

 

Pepper Jack Cheese is spicy
American Cheese is not spicy